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Second Sight (2004)
One of the greatest games made last year (2004)
Second Sight has two things that most games don't. Origainality and a good story. The time line switches from being in a mysterious facility, trying to escape, rescuing a friend from a funny farm, helping a gang fight mysterious government agents, e.t.c. To being 24 weeks from the past where your in the army, taking out snipers, sneaking into enemy base, Having firefights with a wide range of guns. Probably the best part of the game is the freedom of choice. If you see two enemies, you can shoot them, sneak past them, use your your powers on an object and hit them on the head with it, pick them up with your telekinesis, shoot them with a psi blast, posses one and make them kill the other the possibilities are endless. Although sometimes the level can be quite hard, it's a very addictive game. There's sometimes an optional route you can take to complete the level or objective in a different way.
The powers are: Telekineses- Pick things up and move them with the power of your mind. Later, you can pick people up and make them smash into walls or throw them off cliffs.
Healing- If you find a quiet place you can use this physic power to heal yourself to full health
Psi Balst- A concentrated ball of energy you can throw at enemies to knock them flying.
Charm- Can be used to go 'invisible' to sneak past enemies and use it to 'talk' to friendly characters.
Projection- Makes a controllable hologram of yourself which is invisible but can't attack. You can walk through things that might be blocking your way like lasers, and turn them off.
Possession- You can posses someone and make them kill the rest of their crew. If you die in this in a possessed body, you don't lose health.
Predator 2 (1990)
Not hte greatest, but not a bad as everyone goes on about.
** Might Contain some spoilers**
First of all, this movie isn't worse than Predator 1. It's definitely a flaw when the movie tries to repeat the same ''what is it?'' suspense. But there are still good parts to P2. I'm not so sure about the little pressie Danny receives at the end, but I wouldn't give it something like, 4/10. I still enjoyed Predator 2 despite the flaws in it. (Oh, and by the way, the Predator DOSEN'T see the light through the normal thermal vision, too everybody who says that). I think all of us know there's been a lot worse crap B-movies horror movies made. Although it dosn't compare to other horror movies either, Pred 2 is just above average.
Little Britain (2003)
I am the only gay on this review page
*DOSN'T CONTAIN Spoilers Until NOTED* Little Britain is probably so enjoyed and famous because of the fact that every things not politically correct. If you think about it, there would be no Emily the Transvestite, gay jokes, sex jokes, Bubbles (big fat naked lady) or almost every other character in Little Brtitain if it was very 'politacly correct.'
Favouties of mine are : Lou and Andy (I want that one), Ann (Eh, Eh, Ehhhhh) and Daffyd (I am the only gay in this village). I have seen Rock Profile as well so I've got to say Matt Lucas and David Williams the best comedy writers ever. Dosn't David seem a little camp in real life too, though? I watch Little Britain whenever it is on, and I can't understand how people can not like if they have even the tinniest sense of humour.
*MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS HERE* The latest episode I saw was one of the best ever. Andygoes on a blind date and says: ''I don't want that one.'' And gets out of his wheelchair to push her down the stairs. Brilliant. The food-testing woman pukes all over a little seven-year-old because her gingerbread men were made by her Asian friend. Sick (but funny). Sebastain dances sexily with the prime minister at a party and snogs him. Hilairous!
Everyone should watch Little Britain. Its the best on telly, and the DVD is full of great special features, including rock profile and the pilot episode. 9.9/10
The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
Great action, Great effects, Weird Story.
Like I said in my summary, the story is a little weird and sometimes confusing but in a different kind of way. There are some good knife fights, but it would've been better if Riddick used more weapons than the same knife he took of a Neckromonger or whatever there called. **Very Minor plot spoilers here** Basically, a group of evil aliens called Neckromongers are taking over the universe and will either convert a prisoner to their ways, or kill them. But of course, they'll have to deal with hard-nut Riddick first, and he's also being hunted by Mercainaries and after getting Jack (from Pitch Black, back), but for some reason Jack is now called Keira. The ending has an extremely good fight, in a set which is badly done. Although there's no real 'monsters' in C.O.R, The Neckromongers are very challenging for IL' Riddick so expect lots of cool, unrealistic but very entertaining slow mo fights. Anyone who hates this film because 'it's not as good as Pithch Black' or 'I don't like the plot' is just being stupid.
This movie falls in to two genres. Sci-fi and Action, and it frequently switches between the two. But all in all, The chronicle's of Riddick is a great movie, and any sci-fi or action fan who hasn't seen it, should do so now!
Enter the Matrix (2003)
You wanna know?
Enter the matrix is one of the best games ever! You can't believe the cool stunts you can do. Exactly like the movies. The only bad thing is some of the levels are too repative. Altough the first level is a bit boring the others are really cool, such as the level: Got it! I think some of the levels are a bit too hard but most are really good and this game is up in the hall of fame, with games like Grand theft auto 4.
9.5/10
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
I went to the cinema,expecting a good film
and i GOT ONE. Even though there were a lot of things wrong with the movie it was still as good as i thought it would be. The TX was great. good acting as well,from her. The John Connor charcater was well played but compared to his attitude in T2 he was a pretty wimpy. I really liked the way TX could turn and stuff. and the car scene was really cool. I think it took 3 million,to make. Anyway, even though T3 wasn't as good as 2 it was better than the terminator 1. But it was one oft the best movies iv'e seen at the cinema for a long time,despite the lack of music. And of course it has a lot of funny 'n' famous arnie one-liners. To end this i'd want to say they should do a final film, T4 that should not be about John Conner being targated for tremanation,but about the nuclear war. But of course, Connor and arnie should be the stars of TERMINATOR 4 day of the battle
pretty cool eh? I could do this for a livng
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
arh, it be the best film ever made
SOME VERY SLIGHT SPOILERS IN HERE I thought it would be one of those lame pirate movies. But Pirates of the caribbean was far from it. It had all the genres in it. But if I had too pick one it would be action. Espiccaly when Bolson and Jack (Johnny depp) fight. I like it when the pirates of the black pearl go into the moonlight and become skellintons,then when they go inside become normal. POC has loads of COMEDY in it which is great. I hardly ever watch movies without comedy in them. And i'll never watch a doom and gloom movie like Titanic with no funny bits. Anyway the acting is brilliant,espiccaly Johhny depp. (whose character in the film is supposed to be based on Keith Richard). All the sword fighting scenes are unbelievable. They should make a second film of POC, and since its made so much money they,probally will! All the movies i've seen don't compare to this. out of ten i would rate this 11 out of ten.
Garfield and Friends (1988)
wicked
I read the comics. love it. I watch the show. love it. Garfield and freinds is one of the best shows in the world. In the comics its good when Nermal comes to visit. But in the cartoon all Garfield does is try to mail him to Abu Dahbi. Although this show is great for not having dumb,sad jokes and instead a sarcastic,dry sense of humor I don't like Orson's farm. Most jokes suck,only a few are 'garfield-worth'. The show always has a stupid song and moral. Like when Orson said 'don't spread rumors,its a bad thing to do'. Orson's farm is very good for kids 5-7,but its a shame they put a toddlers show mixed in with a show with as much quality as Garfield. Garfield: 10/10 Orson's farm:5/10
Becker (1998)
Worlds best comedy show
Not many people I know watch Becker,for some reason. But I think its brilliant. Bob and Linda are the funniest characters other than Becker. becker has a real dry sense of humor,linda's really dumb,bobs a slezebag,reggies is well,what do i say? and jake's a wisecraking blind guy. I watch becker every time its on,I just hope its not cancelled,cos its one of the pleasures in my life. My life is sad isn't it? I just wish they made season 6 or something. A becker movie would be cool
Goosebumps (1995)
not scary,but funny
i have to agree that GOOSEBUMPS is not scary. (To be honest,dragon ball z is scarier than GOOSEBUMPS). GOOSEBUMPS is a very funny show though and the monsters are pretty cool. Except the scarecrow monster which was as scary as a box of corn flakes. Even though I like the show, the GOOSEBUMPS books are much better. The shocker on shock street book was good but the episode on the show was dead boring. My favourite episode is 'one day at horrorland' and my fave book is 'return to horrorland' which is im the gossebumps 200 sereis. The funniest episodes are the one with R.L Stine as host. The show would be much better if they brought out some new episodes from GOOSEBUMPS 200.