Overrated nonsense ( I want my money back.).

Overblown, melodramatic claptrap, terrible script, wasted actors, soppy romance.

Glossed over nonsense about a tax dodging hag with delusions of integrity.

More nonsensical rubbish only this time the tax-dodging thief has a slight speech impediment. Boo Hoo. Contrary to the films portrayal, no one cared what he had to say during the war, they got that mixed up with Winston Churchill.

Pseudo-political garbage which cant make it's mind up where it's morals are or if morality is even has a part to play... in a movie about revenge, violence, duty and... morality.

And this highly unobtainable substance is called....."Unobtainium".... really? Kevin Costner called, he wants the script for Dances with Wolves back.

For the love of God please just cut your arm off already your boring the life out of me.

This campy, ridiculous piece of rubbish beat out Gangs of New York, LOTR: The Two Towers AND The Pianist to win Best Picture at the Academy Awards 2003. Somebody owed somebody a BIG favor.

Nobody wants to be lectured Simon, just go away please.

Where to begin. No Gods in battle, Achilles and Patrocles were lovers, not cousins, Achilles didnt fall in love with his concubine, the war lasted 10 years not an hour and ahalf, Agammenon DID NOT die and so on. Brad Pitt was awful and Brian Cox acted like he was on cocaine the whole way through this piece of utter pants.

Stupid gore porn for pubescent morons.

Cockney tripe. Stupid plot, bad jokes, awful performances (especially from Vinnie Jones) and direction akin to a monkey holding a disposable camera.

Snore-fest.

What did he say at the end? what did he say? Who cares.

Two unlikable, non-descript card-board cut-outs mill about for two hours. Oh, there are monsters in the film too. Pants.

Over-weight idiot gets self absorbed control freak pregnant. Not funny, just tragic.

Humorless business man who is always busy doing business gets taught how to love life by a hooker. Hokely dokely. Afterwards he gets taught how to treat women right by Ted Bundy and how to respect other cultures by Hitler.

Why was it called this? They weren't even in it that much? Despite brilliant performances from Waltz and Fassbender, I kept waiting on something awesome and Tarantinoesque to happen. It didnt.

Ellen page plays an absolute brat in need of serious parenting in this long, boring suburban opera in which not alot happens and none of the characters really care about the outcome.

Shakey hand camera! Shakey hand camera! Garbage.

Voldermort relocates to ancient Greece to pick on an Australian orphan in this awful adaption of a terrific myth. Badly cast, badly scripted, badly directed. Oh badly acted too. "Calm your storm".....what?

Manipulative garbage, if im not gonna cry Im not gonna cry, stop trying so hard Mr Spelberg. Remake used the title Simon Birch.

Crippity crap-tastic lifetime tv special. Eastwood grunts, Freeman dispenses advice in soothing tones, Swank has a hard time with life in general. Makes Rocky V look like Rocky I.

Overly long bore-fest all used to build up tension for when Brad Pitt will be handsome and can look cool on a motor-bike. Dross.

Over-privileged and over-stimulated rich-kids fight it out to see who gets how many millions of dollars to add to the many millions they already have. Overrated in the truest sense of the word there is not one likable character. The dialogue is quirky and empty of sentiment (sorkin), and it plays like an overly long 90210 meets the Gilmore Girls. Pure tripe.

Bad renditions of ok songs wrapped up in a glittery sop filled pastry of pretentious rubbish. Tries to hard to be "different" and is just cripplingly bad. Acting is dreadful. Direction by the cast of Glee.