My Alternate Endings

Hanshiro contracts the fever that killed his daughter and grandson. While he's fighting Lord Ii's men, he hallucinating he's fighting alongside Motome. He also hallucinates hearing the samurai armor speak to him. As his ultimate revenge, he transmits the fever to Lord Ii, who dies, making his men Ronin, many of them then commit Harikiri.

Note: I would not change Kobayashi's version of the film - it's perfect as-is.

Midquel idea: When Ash gets sucked into the Necronomicon, he is transported to a new realm for a new adventure - Evil Dead 4, baby!

Donnie has cancer. He's going through chemo. This causes his hallucinations. Chemo made him bald and skinny, so he no longer resembles his old self. When the rabbit is unmasked, it turns out to be his old self, with hair and extra weight.

I'd love to see a prequel for this movie. Maybe a gay couple try to teach their straight son the birds and the bees and how to talk to girls. Much tact is needed, but comedy is abundant. Sadly RW can't reprise his role, but Nathan Lane can bring back his best character. Lots of possibilities for laughter on a subject that has always been taboo but near our hearts.

They never actually say that Aykroid and Chase are the incompetent spies. What if near the end, it turns out they're the competent ones and 2 total idiots come wandering in (drooling with their pants down), and save the day.

Audrey isn't the princess just her doppelganger. She steals everything of value from Gregory Peck.

Turns out Rapunzel & Gothel were in the tower for hundreds of years, and it's modern times when she reaches the city.

Julia Roberts finds out she has HIV, goes to tell Richard Queer but of course he already has it.

It turns out Louie Anderson is also a king, but no women are interested in him, so he uses his wealth to bang all the skanks.

Adam Sandler gets in a car accident and gets the same amnesia as Drew Barrymore. And it naturally works out that they meet eachother for the first time every day.

Midquel idea: Goldstein & Rosenberg go to Hot Dog Heaven. We're all dying to know what happened to these nutsos between "The Gift" and Hot Dog Heaven.

Sequel idea: man has a great life and seems to be perfect at everything he does and is loved and respected by all. Twist turns out to be that he gave himself amnesia and put himself in the Truman world

*SPOILER* When Vincent races his brother near the end, I thought it would be powerful if his brother had a heart attack and died, showing that Vincent had the stronger heart.

*SPOILER* A cool ending would be if Carl (Arnold) survived, made it to the future where he went back in time and killed John Connor, stopped himself, in essence saving John's life.

Similar to actual ending, Sarah is shooting the t1000 and runs out of bullets. She then runs at him, tackling him into the molten metal. John then finds and repairs t800. Fade to John narrating, a la Sarah in T1: a terminator killed my father, a terminator killed my mother; now a terminator is the only parent I have.