This is hands down the most unintentionally hilarious film I've ever seen in a cinema. Dozens of local tough youths had shown up on this day, eager to get their dose of orchestrated violence and mayhem. No one sitting there was prepared for what was to transpire.
Here is the plot in a nutshell: Riddick, reprising his Pitch Black role (an often-talked about movie, yet nobody I know has seen it) as a criminal-type who can see in the dark. And there are these other characters, these invading types who want to "convert" people and are looking for the underverse (I like how the chief bad guy kept saying "the uuuuuuuuuunderverse" in his clipped, classically trained voice). What do they want to convert people to? The gay lifestyle! Check out the guy who played the purifier character. He's a hoot and an absolute sissy.
Anyway, some judeo-Christian and a good dose of vampires thrown together equals a prophecy about a last of his kind who has to do... something. What, I don't know because this film got terminally boring in the second act. If camp is your thing, than this is the ticket.
Here is the plot in a nutshell: Riddick, reprising his Pitch Black role (an often-talked about movie, yet nobody I know has seen it) as a criminal-type who can see in the dark. And there are these other characters, these invading types who want to "convert" people and are looking for the underverse (I like how the chief bad guy kept saying "the uuuuuuuuuunderverse" in his clipped, classically trained voice). What do they want to convert people to? The gay lifestyle! Check out the guy who played the purifier character. He's a hoot and an absolute sissy.
Anyway, some judeo-Christian and a good dose of vampires thrown together equals a prophecy about a last of his kind who has to do... something. What, I don't know because this film got terminally boring in the second act. If camp is your thing, than this is the ticket.