Mastizaade (2016)
1/10
The kind of movie that makes you want to shoot yourself!!!
7 February 2016
What the f**k did i just watch?! That wasn't remotely funny!

Well, I'm not the kind of guy that stands up for the Indian culture and whatnot! Occasionally I do enjoy some good adult humour. But more than that I enjoy a good laugh. Was that too much to expect.

This movie...! It gave me none of that crap. It gave me a headache instead. That too by the intermission. I was seriously contemplating leaving but my friends insisted that we stay.

This is a movie about 2 sex addicts....Oh wait! Let me get that right. This movie is about 2 idiots played by the real life idiots Tushar and Virdas(anyone who has a brain wouldn't have anything to do with this movie) who seek rehabilitation at the hands of 2 more idiots played by Sunny Leone. And it doesn't stop there. By the time the movie ends, you've already lost count of how many idiots are on screen playing a cartoonish version of their real selves. The acting is just horrendous! Horrendous is actually an understatement! Tushar can't act for sh*t! Sunny... pls don't get me started on her acting skills! Virdas is talented for sure and tries his best to deliver and save the movie but you're left wondering what on earth is he doing in a monstrosity like this! And the rest of the cast gracefully appall us with a myriad of overacting!

The jokes are disgustingly humourless! The writers try their best to make us laugh with an orgy of whatsapp humour(as we've already seen in previous adult comedies like this). And even some of the original jokes just come of as a desperate attempt to make an already exasperated audience laugh. I remember chuckling at one point of the entire movie and that wasn't even an adult humour, it was a character just saying something funny as in all other genres of movies. The rest of the jokes made me cringe!!! Seriously, every joke was a molestation of my senses.

But that's all right! I get it. This movie was made so that Sunny can resort to showing a gracious amount of skin and a ton of cleavage to Indian audiences in a country where there's no porn industry. Yeah, who cares about the story and the acting, right!

I have a ton of respect for Sunny. I truly do. She emerged as a strong and an unbreakable woman after that disastrous interview... But that doesn't mean I'm going to give her crappy movie a positive review! It's the kind of movie that makes you feel like you've just lost a couple of IQ points after watching it. On that note, run folks! RUN!!
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