Green Acres (TV Series)

A Prize in Every Package (1969)

Alan Hale Jr.: Sheriff

Quotes 

• Sheriff : [to Lisa, after arresting Oliver for grand larceny]  And just who are you?

  Lisa Douglas : I'm the wife of the grand larcen!

• Lisa Douglas : Aren't you going to handcuff me?

  Sheriff : Well, I didn't think you'd try to get away.

  Lisa Douglas : I always do!