Green Acres (TV Series)
Uncle Ollie (1966)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Eb Dawson : Chuck says he sleeps till two o'clock in the afternoon. He's gonna teach me how to do it.
Oliver Douglas : There's one thing you don't need: that's lazy lessons. Now get to work!
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Oliver Douglas : I'm gonna have a long talk with that nephew of yours.
Lisa Douglas : He's your nephew!
Oliver Douglas : I just gave him to you.
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Hank Kimball : What are they?
Lisa Douglas : Hotcakes sandwiches.
Oliver Douglas : Hot cake sandwiches?
Lisa Douglas : Yes, two hotcakes with one hotcake in between.
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Chuck : Hey unc, eh, where'd ya get this thing from, Ben Hur?
Oliver Douglas : This is a tractor.
Chuck : Oh. What does it do?
Oliver Douglas : Right now, nothing.
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Oliver Douglas : [Mr. Haney demands $ 48,50 for damages] Could we make that an even amount?
Mr. Haney : Sure!
Oliver Douglas : [reaches into his pocket] Here's, eh, 50 cents.