Leverage (TV Series)
The 12-Step Job (2009)
Aldis Hodge: Alec Hardison
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Quotes
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Receptionist : [Alec and Eliot arrived at the clinic and rings the desk bell] Can I help you?
Eliot Spencer : You sure can. Here to see a patient of yours - Mr. Tom Baker.
Receptionist : What is your relationship?
Eliot Spencer : Why?
Receptionist : Second Act has a strict policy. Only family members can see patients. We want to make sure outside influences don't hamper our client's recoveries.
Eliot Spencer : I think that is an excellent policy.
[Eliot smile flirtingly]
Eliot Spencer : I'm Tom's brother.
[Eliot extends his left hand to shake reception's hand]
Eliot Spencer : Hi! Mark.
[Eliot kisses her hand]
Alec Hardison : [Receptionist looks to Alec] I'm... I'm with him
[Alec looks to Eliot]
Receptionist : So... you're friend of...
[pointing to both Alec and Eliot]
Alec Hardison : [Alec hooking his hand around Eliot's elbow] I'm... I'm WITH him.
[Eliot is stunned]
Alec Hardison : See, he thinks the flirting makes me jealous but it doesn't.
[Eliot looking mightly uncomfortable]
Alec Hardison : You know, but if he was like Brad Pitt and he was on somebody, oh girl, it would be on - seriously!
[Alec rings the desk bell]
Alec Hardison : Bring your ass!
[Alec drags Eliot away from the desk]
Alec Hardison : Bring - bring your ass!
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Eliot Spencer : Nice job, blowing out the engine block.
Alec Hardison : I was aiming for his leg.
Eliot Spencer : Give me the gun, Hardison!
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Eliot Spencer : You ever notice how all bad guys know at least one stripper?
Alec Hardison : And you know at least a hundred what does that say about you?
Eliot Spencer : Hey, I'm a bad guy.
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Alec Hardison : We need to reset the system.
Eliot Spencer : You want me to kick it?
Alec Hardison : I am going to die.
