30 Rock (TV Series)

Into the Crevasse (2009)

Will Arnett: Devon Banks

Quotes 

• Devon Banks : You know, revenge is a dish best served cold, Jack. Like sashimi, or pizza.

  Jack Donaghy : You prefer cold pizza?

  Devon Banks : The morning after? It's the best.

  Jack Donaghy : Better than hot pizza? That's insane.

  Devon Banks : You don't tell me what kind of pizza to like!

• Devon Banks : [questioning Jack at government committee]  Is it true, Mr. Donaghy, that your executives routinely used company helicopters to dry their home tennis courts?

  Jack Donaghy : Yes and no. Yes, that did happen. No, it didn't not happen.

  Devon Banks : And that G.E. kept a party clown on retainer with a six-figure salary?

  Jack Donaghy : When Silly Willy's fee was amortized over all birthdays company-wide...

  Devon Banks : I'm being told the company money is being gambled at racetracks.

  Jack Donaghy : Yes, but I have a system.

  Devon Banks : In 2007, a G.E. officer used corporate funds to throw a "Cabaret" themed Halloween party on Fire Island.

  Jack Donaghy : As I recall, that was you.