30 Rock (TV Series)

Into the Crevasse (2009)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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Quotes 

• Liz Lemon : Tracy and Jenna are acting like children.

  Pete Hornberger : And like children, they can't be reasoned with. You just put a little whiskey in their juice bottle and wait for sleep to save you.

  Liz Lemon : That won't work. Jenna is immune to whiskey, and Tracy is afraid of juice.

• Jenna Maroney : I don't know if you know this, but werewolves only come out at night.

  Liz Lemon : Yes, I learned that from the Thriller video.

  Tracy Jordan : Too soon.

• Liz Lemon : I wanted to give you a copy of my book. They used your blurb.

  Jack Donaghy : [reads from the back cover]  "Lemon numbers among my employees."

• Liz Lemon : [Looking at her book "Dealbreakers" in a bookstore window, to an employee]  Hey, I wrote that. I'm Liz Lemon.

  [Employee opens book in front of Liz; she reads from it] 

  Liz Lemon : "If your boyfriend is over thirty and wears a nametag to work, that's a dealbreaker."

  [Liz sees the employee's nametag, it reads Mike] 

  Liz Lemon : But not you, Mike.

  [Mike takes cutout of Liz] 

  Liz Lemon : What are you doing, Mike?

  [Mike starts beating up cutout] 

  Liz Lemon : Oh! You know what, I'm going to beat up your cutout! Oh, wait, you don't have one!

  [Mike tears head off cutout and pastes it on window] 

  Liz Lemon : Ow! Blammo! Another successful interaction with a man!

• Liz Lemon : What a week, huh?

  Jack Donaghy : Lemon, it's Wednesday.