Zach Galifianakis - Host: [to the camera] Hello, my name is Zach Galifianakis and this is another edition of "Between Two Ferns", my guest today is "Ben Stickler."
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [to Ben] Is it Stickler, or Stiffer?
Ben Stiller: It's Stiller.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [making a joke] Wouldn't it be cool if you'd change your last name to "there done that?"
Ben Stiller: [Sarcastically] Yeah it would.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Do you get it?
Ben Stiller: Yeah I get it, if I was from the south, you're from the south right?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Yeah then it'd be better because it'd be "been there done that."
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Are you making fun of people from the south?
Ben Stiller: Not at all.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Because people from there wouldn't like that, they're stupid enough to go to your fucking movies.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [looking at his notes] Bad start, what are the things that get on your nerves when people ask you to do in interviews because I thought it'd be cool to ask you to do the "blue steel look" from "Jewlander."
Ben Stiller: [confused] From what?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [intentionally insulting him] From Jewlander, blue steel look, do you do that a lot?
Ben Stiller: You mean "Jew steel?"
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Is it "Jew steal?", they told me "blue steal", I haven't seen the movie "Jew steal", do the "Jew steal look" from "Blue lander."
Ben Stiller: [intentionally insulting Zach and his show "Between Two Ferns"] It just feels to me a lot of the time that there's people doing so much, putting so much effort into producing a series or a show that hardly anybody is going to see, do you know what I mean?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: What are you "impluging"? I don't even know what you're talking about?
Ben Stiller: I'm here to talk about my new movie Greenberg.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [looking at his notes] So here is a clip from Greenberg.
Ben Stiller: [after Zach plays an audio clip, sarcastically to Zach] Maybe next time you can get a video clip to show too, I think it'd make more sense.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: I thought about that.
Ben Stiller: And then what?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: It was just too much trouble.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [referring to the audio clip] It sounded like somebody opening a door, what was that sound?