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Time Bandits (1981)
7/10
Not the best Gilliam film, but his brilliance is present.
1 August 2021
Terry Gilliam's striking imagery, masterful use of the wide angle lens, distinct camera angles, and his unique sense of humor (finely honed during his days with Monty Python) can all be found in Time Bandits. These elements are why Gilliam is one of my favorite filmmakers. There is no one else like him. I feel he vastly improved with his later films, but Time Bandits is still a spectacular experience.

A particular thing about Time Bandits that impresses me is the toys and pictures seen in Kevin's room at the beginning of the film are all represented with their real-life counterparts in later scenes. It's a brilliant touch. It's part of the movie's over-all theme of an imaginative boy, starved for attention due to his loveless, neglectful parents, who goes on an adventure through time. Did it really happen, or was it all just inventions of his imagination? The answer is not needed, but the question it raises is a touch of great filmmaking.

Also, Time Bandits should be commended for being the first, and one of the only, films to show little people as real people. They are historically exploited or stuck in silly costumes throughout entire movies, but here, they are given the chance to really act, and not be treated as glorified props. I hope Peter Dinklage of Game of Thrones fame holds great respect to Time Bandits, and acknowledges the doors this movie opened for little people in the entertainment industry.

I give Time Bandits a 7 out of 10. It's a good movie, but it doesn't reach the greatness that he later achieved with Brazil, Munchhausen, the Fisher King, and Twelve Monkeys. Still, for those who haven't seen it, it's definitely worth a watch.

One final note: most of the camera angles in Time Bandits are low. A perfect touch, considering the small stature of all the lead characters. Many filmmakers forget this with movies told from a child's perspective.
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: The Forsaken (1993)
Season 1, Episode 17
4/10
Nepotism is a vile, evil thing that destroys art.
29 April 2021
Lwaxana Troi is the absolute worst character in all of Star Trek, and Majel Barrett only got the role because she was the boss' wife. It's also how she got the role of Nurse Chapel in TOS. She was unlikable in that series, she is unlikeable in TNG, and she is unlikable here.

Yet the showrunners insist on using her again and again. Even after Gene Roddenberry passed, this obnoxious, annoying, horrible character still shows up, ruining every episode she's in and wasting the viewer's time. She steamrolls through TNG once a year, and now she's steamrolling through DS9 like a plague. Why did they insist on continuously using this awful character? Nobody likes her, with the exception of the few Star Trek sycophants who refuse to apply critical thought when appropriate.

In this episode she engages in grotesque sexual harassment towards Odo. It is clear that he does not want her advances, yet she persists. It's "supposed" to be comedic, but it's just another repugnant performance by a character that is both horribly written and horribly portrayed. It's an awful message, and the people who made this show should be ashamed of themselves.

Lwaxana is supposed to be an "ambassador." yet she possesses zero diplomatic skills. She just runs her mouth like the blowhard she is, and insists on getting what she wants without compromise, with selfish disregard to the words and wishes of everyone around her. This is supposed to be "funny," but it's not. It's just more despicable, unethical, and disrespectful behavior from a despicable, unethical, and disrespectful character.

I read that she appears a few more times on DS9. It would be best to skip those episodes. I'd rather see Wesley Crusher return, and that's saying a lot because he's the second-worst character in all of Star Trek.
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Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Host (1991)
Season 4, Episode 23
4/10
Lazy, arbitrary, drivel that's insulting to viewers.
16 March 2021
Star Trek often gives the viewer excellence in story telling. Sometimes, though, it gives the viewer mediocrity. This is one of those times.

Star Trek has always suffered from very bizarre choices by the show's producers. Much of that is Gene Roddenberry's fault. Even after he died, his silly, arbitrary restrictions to storytelling remained.

This is an example of very poor television. Whenever TNG gives us episodes involving either of the female characters, they are often reduced to being love-sick twits. It happened with Troi (who was a criminally underused character), and here it happened with Beverly.

The other problem is the show starts with Beverly all of a sudden 'in love,' and her love interest is introduced out of the blue. No set up. No development. Just BAM, there he is. Lazy writing at its worst.

Then when the episode ends, even though Beverly and Riker both go through traumatic, life-altering experiences, the next episode starts with the 'magic reset button' that Star Trek is notorious for. If you're lucky, you might get one line of throwaway-dialogue that references what happens, but usually, it's completely ignored.

I have never understand why character continuity was rarely addressed in Star Trek. I have never understood why they couldn't do a better job at telling stories and having sub-plots across several episodes. It's quite possible to do that without having each episode run into each other, and it's quite possible to do that yet still keep each episode contained in its own story. It's also quite possible to let characters develop, change, and grow over the course of a series. Yet the producers of Star Trek always refused. Data was allowed to have an ongoing character arc. I don't know why he was the only character given that respect, but other characters should have as well. Especially Beverly, because Gates McFadden is an excellent performer, and she has always been well-loved by fans. So why treat the character and the actor who plays her with such disrespect?

Star Trek's show runners insisted on being lazy, and it's what prevented Star Trek from truly being great. They did improve with story arcs and subplots with DS9, but I guarantee had Roddenberry still been alive, that show would have been stuck in his little box, too.

As a result of this standard of poor, lazy storytelling and refusal to employ proper character development, Star Trek has always been a mixed bag for me. Sometimes, you get excellent television. Sometimes it's even some of the greatest television ever made. Sometimes, though, you get drivel. This episode falls into the drivel category.

Episodes like this are insulting to the viewer, and even more insulting to the actors. I know that I can't expect every episode to be a home run every time, but I wish they'd at least try. Reading about the behind-the-scenes of of the production reveals that the producers were constantly and purposefully hampering the storytelling. Why? Shouldn't the goal always be to achieve greatness? Mediocrity may be an easy mark to hit, but it's a waste of time for the viewer.

Let female characters be real people. Treat your audience like they're intelligent, because they are. Skip this episode. You'll be better off for it.
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4/10
Dull, pretentious, self-indulgent tripe.
7 October 2019
This movie was made by someone who is dull, pretentious, self-indulgent, self-important, and not as intelligent or as deep as they think they are,.

This movie has characters who are dull, pretentious, self-indulgent, self-important, and not as intelligent or as deep as they think they are.

This movie was made for viewers who are dull, pretentious, self-indulgent, self-important, and not as intelligent or as deep as they think they are.

I seriously do not want to meet anybody who relates to this film. I want every single one of these whiny, selfish, worthless characters to be set on fire. This film is neither poignant, profound, interesting, funny, or even remotely entertaining. Watching it is insufferable torture. I was roughly the same age as these characters in 1995, and this film represents nothing of the world, society, or culture that I remember.

If you have spent your entire adult life in college, or working at a college, and can't hack it in the real world, this movie might be for you. It's a perfect movie for people who think they're smart and look down on everybody, but never figure out that the people they look down on are actually looking down on them.

For the rest of you, skip it. You'll be doing yourself a favor.
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It (I) (2017)
9/10
A faithful adaptation to the book, not a remake of the 1990 tv miniseries.
21 September 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Here is my lenghy, in-depth review of Stephen King's 'It.' This is mainly for those who have read the book, or those who have seen the film. Or maybe those who are just curious.

I'll just start by saying the I absolutely loved I've read the book six or seven times, and I was thoroughly pleased. I'll get into the changes and differences later, but all-in-all, it's a fairly faithful to the source material, captures the heart of the children's friendship, and is absolutely terrifying.

My thoughts on the 1990 Made-for-TV version:

This blew that version completely away. Many people look at that adaptation with fondness. I'm not sure why, because the TV version is pretty bad. While it is somewhat faithful to the book, it's cheaply made and poorly directed with extremely mediocre cinematography (the lighting and composition is cheap.) Not to the mention the effects are pretty bad, but that is due to the technology available at the time, not due to a lack of skill on the filmmaker's part. And since it was a network television presentation from three decades ago, it just wasn't scary. Which brings us to the most important part: Pennywise the Dancing Clown.

Tim Curry vs Bill Skarsgard:

Everybody loves Tim Curry, and rightfully so. His performance as Pennywise was what made the TV version. He stole the show, as the saying goes. He played the role with delightful, over-the-top madness. But the thing is, he's not scary. He's funny and entertaining. He's endearing. He serves the correct purpose to the story, but the audience wants to see him when he appears. He's really more of a mascot than a villain.

Bill Skarsgard's performance, on the other hand, is the embodiment terror. His other-worldly body language, masterfully timed head movements, bone-chilling facial expressions (behind full clown makeup, I might add), his smile that quickly changes from joy to terror, his eyes, and his voice all sends chills down your spine. Granted, much of this performance was aided by special effects, but it's still Bill at the core driving it.

Tim Curry deserves the respect, but Bill Skarsgard is the nightmare that feeds on children's fears. Tim is not.

The rest of the cast:

The casting is perfect. Everyone from the Losers Club is lifted straight from Stephen King's pages, right down to their physical details. Henry Bowers and his gang are perfectly cast as well. Even minor characters, like the Pharmacist, Eddie's mother, and Beverly's father contain the exact details described in the book.

Directing and Cinematography:

This film is masterfully directed. Every shot serves a purpose. Every frame is filled with so much detail, some details that the book lovers will pick up on, other details that are there for symbolism purposes. Other details that foreshadow the sequel. There is so much going on in the background of every scene that warrants multiple viewings to consume it all.

The cinematography is sheer perfection. There are subtle things happening that show the tremendous skill of the DP (Korean cinematographer Chung-hoon Chung, best known for 'Oldboy.')The lighting when the friends are together compared to when they are apart, for example.

Setting the film in the 1980s:

There are some people who whine when a film is not exactly like the book. These people are pretentious idiots who think they are displaying superiority with their 'the book is SO much better' attitude that annoy me to no end. Films cannot be exact replicas to the book. They are different mediums. Now that I've gotten that out of the way, let's get on with it (here's where the majority of the spoilers will take place.)

The film focuses only on the children, and leaves the adult versions of the characters out entirely (the sequel tells that part of the story.) The biggest change is setting it in the late '80s instead of the late '50s.

There are some who say they were just jumping on the success of 'Stranger Things,' but this is not possible, as the film was already written and well into pre-production before 'Stranger Things' was even a thing, and the production of 'It' began immediately after 'Stranger Things' wrapped. That is just coincidence.

The time-change setting did not bother me. It was still a time when kids would care-freely play together without helicopter parenting (side note: Eddie Kaspbrak's over-bearing, over-protective mother represents pretty much what all parents have become now.) So much of the sociological elements of the '50s worked just fine in a later time period. If it had taken place today, the kids would be all inside staring at their phones, and there would be no story to tell.

The time setting did require some of the horror elements to be changed. In the book, Pennywise tormented the kids by using many of the iconic 1950s movie monsters, such as The Mummy, The Werewolf, and the Creature from the Black Lagoon. This does not work in an updated time period, as those monsters were quaint by then, so some changes happened. Bill's haunting by Georgie and Eddie's leper remain, as does Beverly's bathroom scene (one of the most memorable scenes in the film, and even more disgusting than the book described.) Ben's mummy makes a very brief appearance.

The disappointing changes for me revolves around Stanley. In the film he is afraid of an odd painting of a woman, and she comes to life to pursue him. In the book, his fear of drowning is much more effective. I so wish I could have seen the scene in the Standpipe where he is chased by the bloated, drowned corpses of children. Why that was changed is a mystery to me, and unnecessary, as the passage described in the book was quite effective. The Standpipe does make an appearance in the film, and as a book fan I appreciated seeing it.

With these changes also came changes in the way the Losers Club battled It. Something that was completely lost in the film is how the kids used what they believed could defeat the monster, and it worked because it made them fearless. So the silver slugs they made are gone. Also, in the book Eddie uses his asthma inhaler to repel Pennywise, simply because he believed it would. There is a particular scene where I was anticipating it to happen, as it was the right opportunuty, but it did not.

Changes to the characters:

The only character changes made were with Mike Hanlon and Ben Hanscom, but they were rather minor. Mike's parents are dead in the film and he is raised by his grandfather, and I'm not sure why (unless I'm remembering the book wrong it's been a good seven or eight years since I last read it.) Also, Mike Hanlon was the town historian, not Ben. He was the one that pieced Derry's history together and figured out the patterns in great detail. In the book, it was the adult Mike who is the conduit of all this information to the reader. In this film, there is no adult Mike, and the viewer still needs the exposition. So this role was given to the child Ben, which does make sense as he spends a great deal of time in the town library. However, Ben's interest in architecture and engineering prowess is missing, which is a character trait that's important to his adult counterpart.

Henry Bowers:

As for Henry and his gang, they are all portrayed well. With the restraints of a film's run time, a lot about them is lost, which is unfortunate. Henry and his gang are a constant threat to the Losers Club, but in the movie they just show up a few times. An odd change is made that his father is a police officer instead of a farmer. Why the change? It makes no sense, unless it was some leftist 'cops are bullies' message that was being shoe-horned into the film. If so, that is unfortunate. Regardless, it was unnecessary.

The rock battle at the Barrens takes place, but the retaliation does not. It is Henry that breaks Eddie's arm in the book, but in the film the break happens when Eddie falls through the floor of 21 Neibolt Street (more on that later.)

As for the other members of Henry's gang, the viewer never learns about Patrick Hockstetter's sinister and twisted 'activities,' and he is killed without the viewer ever knowing anything about him. Belch and Vic are there, but disappear from the film with no explanation (a deleted scene does explain this.) In the book, they join Henry's hunt into the sewers after the Losers Club, and Henry witnesses their murder by It, which further drives him mad.

In the book, Henry is blamed for the murdered children, and is institutionalized after being declared insane, driven that way by his bully father and Pennywise's manipulation. His insanity is touched on in the film but not adequately developed, and the important plot point that Henry Bowers is convicted for Betty and Patrick's murder is left out entirely.

21 Neibolt Street and The Barrens:

As for 21 Neibolt Street, the house is portrayed perfectly. A good deal of the film takes place at the house and beneath it. Much of the Barrens is removed, though. The Barrens is an important part of the book, and it should have also been so on the film. The Barrens was where the Losers Club hung out. It was where they bonded, where they escaped into their world of childhood fun and friendship, away from the adults, away from Henry. It was where they felt safe. One of this is retained in the film. The kid's emotional and physical connection to the Barrens is also what made the rock battle such an important triumph for the reader. They claim territory and drive Henry away. In the movie, those emotional stakes just aren't there.

The Final Confrontation:

There is much that is changed here. Beverly is snatched by Pennywise, and he forces her to stare into the deadlights (a phrase that isn't even mentioned in the film, but is mentioned in the sequel), placing her into a catatonic state. Her friends then have to come rescue her. My first thought is that it turns her into the 'damsel in distress' cliche, which does not make sense, as she is such a strong character, the bravest character i
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9/10
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs on Netlflix is an A+
2 December 2018
Warning: Spoilers
The Coen Bros never cease to amaze. Beautiful photography; their first work in digital format.

Six short stories that expertly take you on a journey that ranges from slapstick to tragedy. Funny, surreal, haunting, bright, dark, brilliant and bleak. Excellent acting from the likes of James Franco, Liam Neeson, Tom Waits and Tyne Daly. It contains both long soliloquies, and long periods of silence. Some dialogue is absurd, some dialogue is profound, yet it all works.

It's also a history of the American Western, in a sense. The last vignette retells the passing over the river Styx, with the stagecoach standing in for the Ferry and the hotel standing in for the Afterlife. As the characters take their symbolic passage into death, so too has the Western genre.

I didn't realize I was watching a eulogy to a great American art until it was over. We have shunned this American Mythology.

I am grateful that the Coen Brothers are still making films on their terms.
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