The best Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes
by gabriellebrooks | created - 16 Nov 2013 | updated - 19 Nov 2013 | PublicBasically all the good quotes in Buffy...and there are a lot :D
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003), created by Joss Whedon, is a television series about Buffy Summers, a teenage girl chosen by fate to battle against vampires, demons, and other supernatural foes. She is often aided by her Watcher and her loyal circle of misfit friends.
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1.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Welcome to the Hellmouth
(1997)
TV-PG | 43 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
When teen vampire slayer Buffy tries to start a new life at Sunnydale High, she discovers that the school sits atop a demonic dimensional portal.
Directors: Charles Martin Smith, Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 5,340
Buffy: I'm Buffy. I'm new. Xander: Xander. Is - is me. Hi. Buffy: Um, thanks. Xander: Well, uh, maybe I'll see you around... maybe at school... since we... both... go there. Buffy: Great! It was nice to meet you. [walks away] Xander: We both go to school. Very suave. Very not pathetic.
2.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Welcome to the Hellmouth
(1997)
TV-PG | 43 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
When teen vampire slayer Buffy tries to start a new life at Sunnydale High, she discovers that the school sits atop a demonic dimensional portal.
Directors: Charles Martin Smith, Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 5,340
Buffy: [to Giles] To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing. Mostly they're just gonna kill you. Why am I still talking to you?
3.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Welcome to the Hellmouth
(1997)
TV-PG | 43 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
When teen vampire slayer Buffy tries to start a new life at Sunnydale High, she discovers that the school sits atop a demonic dimensional portal.
Directors: Charles Martin Smith, Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 5,340
Giles: The influx of the undead, the... supernatural occurrences, it's been building for years. There's a reason why you're here and a reason why it's now! Buffy: Because now is the time my mom moved here. Giles: Something's coming, something, something, something is - is gonna happen here. Soon! Buffy: Gee, can you vague that up for me?
4.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Welcome to the Hellmouth
(1997)
TV-PG | 43 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
When teen vampire slayer Buffy tries to start a new life at Sunnydale High, she discovers that the school sits atop a demonic dimensional portal.
Directors: Charles Martin Smith, Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 5,340
Willow: Well... when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty. Or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away. Buffy: It's not that bad. Willow: No, i-it is. I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk. Buffy: You really haven't been dating lately.
5.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Welcome to the Hellmouth
(1997)
TV-PG | 43 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
When teen vampire slayer Buffy tries to start a new life at Sunnydale High, she discovers that the school sits atop a demonic dimensional portal.
Directors: Charles Martin Smith, Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 5,340
Buffy: [about the mausoleum] Well, this is nice. I-it's a little bare, but a dash of paint, a few throw pillows... call it home! Darla: Who the hell are you? Buffy: You mean there's actually someone in this town who doesn't know already? Whew, that's a relief! I'm telling you, having a secret identity in this town is a job of work. Xander: Buffy, we bail now, right? Thomas: Not yet! Buffy: Okay, first of all, what's with the outfit? Live in the now, okay? You look like DeBarge! [The vampires close in on Buffy. She turns to Darla.] Buffy: Now, we can do this the hard way, or... well, actually there's just the hard way. Darla: That's fine with me! Buffy: Are you sure? Now, this is not gonna be pretty. We're talking violence, strong language, adult content...
6.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Harvest
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy and her friends encounter a powerful vampire bent on opening a portal to a dimension inhabited by demons.
Director: John T. Kretchmer | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,622
Giles: For as long as there have been vampires, there has been the Slayer. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One... Buffy: He loves doing this part. Giles: Alright. The Slayer hunts vampires, Buffy is a Slayer, don't tell anyone. Well, I think that's all the vampire information you need.
7.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Harvest
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy and her friends encounter a powerful vampire bent on opening a portal to a dimension inhabited by demons.
Director: John T. Kretchmer | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,622
Giles: [To Willow] Well then help me in researching this Harvest affair. It seems to be some sort of preordained massacre. Rivers of blood, hell on Earth. Quite charmless. I'm a bit fuzzy, however, on the details. [about a computer] It may be that you can wrest some information from that dread machine. [everyone stares] That was a bit, um, British, wasn't it? Buffy: Welcome to the New World.
8.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Harvest
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy and her friends encounter a powerful vampire bent on opening a portal to a dimension inhabited by demons.
Director: John T. Kretchmer | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,622
Xander: This is just too much. I mean, yesterday my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz.' Today it's 'Rain of Toads'. Willow: I know. And everyone else thinks it's just a normal day. Xander: Nobody knows. It's like we've got this big secret. Willow: We do. That's what a secret is, when you know something other guys don't.
9.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Harvest
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy and her friends encounter a powerful vampire bent on opening a portal to a dimension inhabited by demons.
Director: John T. Kretchmer | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,622
[Vampires are terrorizing The Bronze, including a sired Jesse McNally] Xander: We've gotta get in there before Jesse does something stupider than usual. Giles: Listen to me... Jesse is dead. You have to remember that when you see him, you're not looking at your friend. You're looking at the thing that killed him.
10.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Harvest
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy and her friends encounter a powerful vampire bent on opening a portal to a dimension inhabited by demons.
Director: John T. Kretchmer | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,622
Giles: It may be that we are all that stands between the Earth and utter destruction. Buffy: Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school. Xander: Oh, yeah, that's a plan. Cause lots of schools aren't on Hellmouths. Willow: Maybe you could blow something up. They're really strict about that. Buffy: I was thinking of a more subtle approach, ya know, like excessive not studying. Giles: [to himself as the others are walking away] The Earth is doomed.
11.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Witch
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy suspects she has a witch on her hands when the cheerleading squad falls victim to sudden blindness and spontaneous combustion.
Director: Stephen Cragg | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,593
Giles: Why should someone want to harm Cordelia? Willow: Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?
12.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Witch
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy suspects she has a witch on her hands when the cheerleading squad falls victim to sudden blindness and spontaneous combustion.
Director: Stephen Cragg | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,593
Willow: You're the Slayer, and we're, like, the Slayerettes!
13.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Witch
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy suspects she has a witch on her hands when the cheerleading squad falls victim to sudden blindness and spontaneous combustion.
Director: Stephen Cragg | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,593
Xander: I laugh in the face of danger! Then I... hide until it goes away.
14.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Witch
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy suspects she has a witch on her hands when the cheerleading squad falls victim to sudden blindness and spontaneous combustion.
Director: Stephen Cragg | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,593
Joyce: Look what I found. It's my yearbook from junior year. [finds her picture] Oh, look! There I am. Buffy: Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex. I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair. Joyce: This is Gidget hair. Don't they teach you anything in history?
15.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Witch
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy suspects she has a witch on her hands when the cheerleading squad falls victim to sudden blindness and spontaneous combustion.
Director: Stephen Cragg | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,593
Giles: This is madness. What could you have been thinking? You are the Slayer. Lives depend upon you. I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, instead of which you enslave yourself to this-this... cult. [we see Buffy is wearing a cheerleading outfit] Buffy: You don’t like the color?
16.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Teacher's Pet
(1997)
TV-PG | 43 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy's biology teacher is killed by a giant praying mantis that assumes the form of a beautiful substitute teacher.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,426
Giles: God, every day here is the same. Buffy: Bright, sunny, beautiful. However can we escape this torment?
17.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Teacher's Pet
(1997)
TV-PG | 43 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy's biology teacher is killed by a giant praying mantis that assumes the form of a beautiful substitute teacher.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,426
Xander: It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.
18.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Teacher's Pet
(1997)
TV-PG | 43 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy's biology teacher is killed by a giant praying mantis that assumes the form of a beautiful substitute teacher.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,426
Giles: This computer invasion that Willow's performing on the coroner's office... One assumes it is entirely legal? Buffy: [in unison] Of course. Willow: [in unison] Entirely. Giles: Right. Wasn't here. Didn't see it. Couldn't have stopped you.
19.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Teacher's Pet
(1997)
TV-PG | 43 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy's biology teacher is killed by a giant praying mantis that assumes the form of a beautiful substitute teacher.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,426
Principal Flutie: We all need help with our feelings. Otherwise we bottle them up, and before you know it, powerful laxatives are involved. I really believe if we all reach out to one another we can beat this thing. I'm always here if you need a hug, [jumps back] but not a real hug! Because there's no touching, this school is sensitive to wrong touching.
20.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Teacher's Pet
(1997)
TV-PG | 43 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy's biology teacher is killed by a giant praying mantis that assumes the form of a beautiful substitute teacher.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,426
Cordelia: I'm just saying when tragedy strikes, we have to look on the bright side. You know? Like how even used Mercedes still have leather seats.
21.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
(1997)
TV-PG | 43 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
With Buffy preoccupied by her date with Owen, Giles is trapped by a group of vampires seeking to raise a powerful leader.
Director: David Semel | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,212
The Master: [reading from the writing of Aurelius] "There will be a time of crisis, of worlds hanging in the balance. And in this time shall come the Anointed, the Master's great warrior. And the Slayer will not know him, will not stop him. And he will lead her into Hell." As it is written, so shall it be. "Five will die, and from their ashes the Anointed shall rise. The Brethren of Aurelius shall greet him, and usher him to his immortal destiny." As it is written, so shall it be. "And one of the Brethren shall go out hunting the night before and get himself killed, because he couldn't wait to finish his job before he ate." Oh, wait... [He grabs one of the Brethren by the throat] The Master: That's not written anywhere. The Anointed will be my greatest weapon against the Slayer. If you fail to bring him to me... If you allow that girl to stop you... [He throws the vampire into a coffin] The Master: Here endeth the lesson.
22.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
(1997)
TV-PG | 43 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
With Buffy preoccupied by her date with Owen, Giles is trapped by a group of vampires seeking to raise a powerful leader.
Director: David Semel | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,212
Giles: [about Owen's book selection] Oh, Emily Dickinson. Buffy: We're both fans. Giles: Yes, she's quite a good poet. I mean for a... Buffy: [defensively] A girl? Giles: For an American.
23.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
(1997)
TV-PG | 43 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
With Buffy preoccupied by her date with Owen, Giles is trapped by a group of vampires seeking to raise a powerful leader.
Director: David Semel | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,212
Willow: Buffy has a really important date. Buffy: Owen! Giles: All right, I-I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show. Buffy: Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm.
24.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
(1997)
TV-PG | 43 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
With Buffy preoccupied by her date with Owen, Giles is trapped by a group of vampires seeking to raise a powerful leader.
Director: David Semel | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,212
Giles: Well, you know what they say; ninety percent of the vampire slaying game is, is waiting. Buffy: You couldn't have told me that ninety percent ago?
25.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
(1997)
TV-PG | 43 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
With Buffy preoccupied by her date with Owen, Giles is trapped by a group of vampires seeking to raise a powerful leader.
Director: David Semel | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,212
Buffy: If the apocalypse comes, beep me.
26.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Pack
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Xander and several other students are possessed by the spirit of a demonic breed of hyenas that wreak havoc at the high school
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,374
Xander: We just saw the zebras mating. Thank you, very exciting! Willow: It was like the Heimlich... with stripes!
27.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Pack
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Xander and several other students are possessed by the spirit of a demonic breed of hyenas that wreak havoc at the high school
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,374
Buffy: What is it with those guys? Willow: They're obnoxious. Professionally. Xander: Well, every school has 'em. See, you start a new school, you get your desks, some blackboards and some mean kids.
28.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Pack
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Xander and several other students are possessed by the spirit of a demonic breed of hyenas that wreak havoc at the high school
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,374
Willow: [to Xander] You remember, you fail math, you flunk out of school, you end up being the guy at the pizza place that sweeps the floor and says, "Hey, kids, where's the cool parties this weekend?" We've been through this.
29.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Pack
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Xander and several other students are possessed by the spirit of a demonic breed of hyenas that wreak havoc at the high school
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,374
Giles: Xander's taken to teasing the less fortunate? Buffy: Uh-huh. Giles: And, there's been a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor? Buffy: Yes. Giles: And, well, otherwise all his spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles. Buffy: It's bad, isn't it? Giles: It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Of course you'll have to kill him.
30.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Pack
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Xander and several other students are possessed by the spirit of a demonic breed of hyenas that wreak havoc at the high school
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,374
Giles: Testosterone is a great equalizer - it turns all men into morons.
31.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Angel
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy discovers Angel's dark secret and hesitates to do anything about it, which could spell danger for someone she loves.
Director: Scott Brazil | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,551
Willow: [about Angel] So he is a good vampire? I mean on a scale of one to ten. Ten being someone who's killing and maiming every night, one being someone who's... not.
32.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Angel
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy discovers Angel's dark secret and hesitates to do anything about it, which could spell danger for someone she loves.
Director: Scott Brazil | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,551
Xander: I know you have feelings for this guy, but it's not like you're in love with him, right? [Buffy looks away] You’re in love with a vampire?! What are you, outta your mind? Cordelia: What?!? Xander: [to Cordelia] Not 'vampire' ... [to Buffy] How could you love an umpire? Everyone hates 'em!
33.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Angel
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy discovers Angel's dark secret and hesitates to do anything about it, which could spell danger for someone she loves.
Director: Scott Brazil | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,551
Angel: The elders conjured the most perfect punishment for me. They restored my soul. Buffy: What, they were all out of boils and blinding torment? Angel: When you become a vampire, the demon takes your body, but it doesn't get your soul; that's gone. No conscience, no remorse, it's an easy way to live. You have no idea what it's like to have done the things I've done...and care. I haven't fed on a human being since that day.
34.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Angel
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy discovers Angel's dark secret and hesitates to do anything about it, which could spell danger for someone she loves.
Director: Scott Brazil | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,551
Buffy: I invited you into my home and then you attacked my family. Angel: Why not? I killed mine. I killed their friends... and their friends' children... For hundreds of years I offered ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart.
35.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Angel
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy discovers Angel's dark secret and hesitates to do anything about it, which could spell danger for someone she loves.
Director: Scott Brazil | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,551
Darla: [about Angel] I made him. There was a time when we shared everything, wasn't there Angelus? You had a chance to come home, to rule with me in the Master's court for a thousand years, but you threw that away because of her. You love someone who hates us. You're sick. And you'll always be sick. And you'll always remember what it was like to watch her die.
36.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
I, Robot... You, Jane
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Willow's new Internet chat buddy turns out to be a powerful demon electronically unleashed from a centuries-old, newly digitized book.
Director: Stephen L. Posey | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,216
Giles: I'm just going to stay and clean up a little. I'll be back in the Middle Ages. Jenny: Did you ever leave?
37.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
I, Robot... You, Jane
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Willow's new Internet chat buddy turns out to be a powerful demon electronically unleashed from a centuries-old, newly digitized book.
Director: Stephen L. Posey | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,216
Giles: I-I-I really don't know how to advise you. Things involved with a computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such I'd be more in my element.
38.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
I, Robot... You, Jane
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Willow's new Internet chat buddy turns out to be a powerful demon electronically unleashed from a centuries-old, newly digitized book.
Director: Stephen L. Posey | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,216
Jenny: You kids really dig the library, don't you? Buffy: We're literary. Xander: To read makes our speaking English good.
39.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
I, Robot... You, Jane
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Willow's new Internet chat buddy turns out to be a powerful demon electronically unleashed from a centuries-old, newly digitized book.
Director: Stephen L. Posey | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,216
Xander: Are we over-reacting? He's in a computer, what can he do? Buffy: You mean besides convince a perfectly nice kid to try and kill me? I don't know. How about mess up all the medical equipment in the world? Giles: Randomize traffic signals. Buffy: Access launch codes for our nuclear missiles. Giles: Destroy the world's economy. Buffy: I think I pretty much capped it with that nuclear missile thing. Giles: ...Alright, yours was best.
40.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
I, Robot... You, Jane
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Willow's new Internet chat buddy turns out to be a powerful demon electronically unleashed from a centuries-old, newly digitized book.
Director: Stephen L. Posey | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,216
Xander: Hey! I got to hit someone!
41.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
I, Robot... You, Jane
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Willow's new Internet chat buddy turns out to be a powerful demon electronically unleashed from a centuries-old, newly digitized book.
Director: Stephen L. Posey | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,216
Jenny: Honestly, what is it about them that bothers you so much? Giles: The smell. Jenny: Computers don't smell, Rupert. Giles: I know. Smell is the most powerful trigger to the memory there is. A certain flower, or a a whiff of smoke can bring up experiences long forgotten. Books smell musty and-and-and rich. The knowledge gained from a computer is a - it, uh, it has no no texture, no-no context. It's-it's there and then it's gone. If it's to last, then-then the getting of knowledge should be, uh, tangible, it should be, um, smelly.
42.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Puppet Show
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy suspects that a ventriloquist's dummy may be harvesting organs from classmates performing in a talent show.
Director: Ellen S. Pressman | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,241
Giles: He thought it would behoove me to have more contact with the students. I did try to explain that my vocational choice of librarian was a deliberate attempt to minimize said contact, but he would have none of it.
43.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Puppet Show
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy suspects that a ventriloquist's dummy may be harvesting organs from classmates performing in a talent show.
Director: Ellen S. Pressman | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,241
Principal Snyder: My predecessor, Mr. Flutie, may have gone in for all that touchy-feely relating nonsense, but he was eaten. You're in my world now. And Sunnydale has touched and felt for the last time.
44.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Puppet Show
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy suspects that a ventriloquist's dummy may be harvesting organs from classmates performing in a talent show.
Director: Ellen S. Pressman | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,241
Sid (the dummy): [about his present condition] Lets just say there was me, there was a really mean demon, there was a curse, and the next thing I know, I'm not me any more. I'm sitting on some guy's knee, with his hand up my shirt.
45.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Puppet Show
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy suspects that a ventriloquist's dummy may be harvesting organs from classmates performing in a talent show.
Director: Ellen S. Pressman | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,241
[Marc has tricked Giles into getting into a craftily disguised guillotine.] Giles: Shouldn't it be aimed at my neck? Marc: No, no this way your scalp gets sliced off and your brains just come pouring out. Giles: What exactly is the trick? Marc: What trick?
46.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Puppet Show
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy suspects that a ventriloquist's dummy may be harvesting organs from classmates performing in a talent show.
Director: Ellen S. Pressman | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,241
Buffy: What about the whole "it's a demon" theory? Giles: I'm looking into that, but my investigation is somewhat... hampered by our life in the theater. Buffy: Uh, priority check, Giles? (holding up her hands) Talent show, murder. Xander: Yeah, we can't do the talent show, it's unthinkable. I'm not able to think it! Giles: Principal Snyder is watching us all very closely. Now, if he chooses, he can make all our lives extremely difficult. A Slayer cannot afford that! We will find this murderer, but in the meantime... the show must go on. Buffy: This is so unfair.
47.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Nightmares
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
A series of strange occurrences lead Buffy and her friends to discover that their worst nightmares have literally become reality.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,197
Joyce: You want to go to school? Buffy: Sure! Why not? Joyce: Okay. Good day to buy that lottery ticket.
48.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Nightmares
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
A series of strange occurrences lead Buffy and her friends to discover that their worst nightmares have literally become reality.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,197
Xander: Well, the Hellmouth, the center of mystical convergence, supernatural monsters: been there. Buffy: Little blasé there, aren't you? Xander: I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party! Buffy: Thanks for having confidence in me. Xander: You da man, Buff!
49.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Nightmares
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
A series of strange occurrences lead Buffy and her friends to discover that their worst nightmares have literally become reality.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,197
[Xander knocks The Clown unconcious] Xander: You were a lousy clown! Your balloon animals were pathetic! Everyone can make a giraffe!
50.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Nightmares
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
A series of strange occurrences lead Buffy and her friends to discover that their worst nightmares have literally become reality.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,197
Xander: Our dreams are coming true? Giles: Dreams? That would be a musical comedy version of this. Nightmares, our--our nightmares are coming true.
51.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Nightmares
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
A series of strange occurrences lead Buffy and her friends to discover that their worst nightmares have literally become reality.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,197
The Master: [to Buffy] What's the fun of burying someone if they're already dead?
52.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Out of Mind, Out of Sight
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
When an invisible menace starts attacking students and faculty at Sunnydale High, the Scooby Gang traces the problem back to Cordelia.
Director: Reza Badiyi | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,041
[The class is discussing 'The Merchant of Venice'.] Ms. Miller: But has Shylock suffered? What's his place in Venice society? Willow: Well, everyone looked down on him. Cordelia: That is such a twinkie defense. Shylock should get over himself. People who think their problems are so huge craze me. Like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg! Like my pain meant nothing.
53.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Out of Mind, Out of Sight
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
When an invisible menace starts attacking students and faculty at Sunnydale High, the Scooby Gang traces the problem back to Cordelia.
Director: Reza Badiyi | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,041
Principal Snyder: There are no dead students here. This week.
54.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Out of Mind, Out of Sight
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
When an invisible menace starts attacking students and faculty at Sunnydale High, the Scooby Gang traces the problem back to Cordelia.
Director: Reza Badiyi | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,041
Giles: Buffy told me you don't feed from humans anymore. Angel: Not for a long while. Giles: Is that why you're here? To see her? Angel: I can't. It's, uh... It's too hard for me to be around her. Giles: A vampire in love with a Slayer. It's rather poetic... in a maudlin sort of way.
55.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Out of Mind, Out of Sight
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
When an invisible menace starts attacking students and faculty at Sunnydale High, the Scooby Gang traces the problem back to Cordelia.
Director: Reza Badiyi | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,041
Willow: 'Have a nice summer', 'Have a nice summer'. This girl had no friends at all. Giles: Once again I teeter at the precipice of the generational gap. Buffy: 'Have a nice summer' is what you write when you have nothing to say. Xander: It's the kiss of death.
56.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Out of Mind, Out of Sight
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
When an invisible menace starts attacking students and faculty at Sunnydale High, the Scooby Gang traces the problem back to Cordelia.
Director: Reza Badiyi | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,041
Cordelia: So, are you saying she's invisible because she's so unpopular? Buffy: That about sums it up. Cordelia: Bummer for her. It's awful to feel that lonely. Buffy: Hmm. So you've read something about the feeling? Cordelia: Hey! You think I'm never lonely because I'm so cute and popular? I can be surrounded by people and be completely alone. It's not like any of them really know me. I don't even know if they like me half the time. People just want to be in a popular zone. Sometimes when I talk, everyone's so busy agreeing with me, they don't hear a word I say. Buffy: Well, if you feel so alone, then why do you work so hard at being popular? Cordelia: Well, it beats being alone all by yourself.
57.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Prophecy Girl
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Giles discovers an ancient book foretelling Buffy's death at the hands of the Master.
Director: Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,509
Angel: [about the prophecy] Well, there's gotta be some way around it. Giles: Listen, some prophecies are-are a bit dodgy. They're-they're mutable. Buffy herself has-has thwarted them time and time again, but this is the Codex. There is nothing in it that does not come to pass. Angel: Then you're reading it wrong. Giles: I wish to God I were. But it's very plain. Tomorrow night Buffy will face the Master, and she will die.
58.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Prophecy Girl
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Giles discovers an ancient book foretelling Buffy's death at the hands of the Master.
Director: Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,509
Buffy: [about the prophecy in which she will die] So that's it, huh? I remember the drill. One slayer dies, the next one's called. I wonder who she is. Will you train her? Or will they send someone else? Giles: Buffy... I... Buffy: [wimpering] Does it say how he's gonna kill me? Do you think it'll hurt? [as Angel steps close to her] Don't touch me! Were you even gonna tell me? Giles: I was hoping I wouldn't have to, that there was some way around it. I... Buffy: I've got a way around it. I quit. Angel: It's not that simple. Buffy: I'm making it that simple. I quit. I resign, I-I'm fired, you can find someone else to stop The Master from taking over. Giles: I'm not sure that anyone else can. All the... the signs indicate... Buffy: [enraged, throwing books at Giles] The signs?! Read me the signs! Tell me my fortune! You're so useful sitting here with all of your books! You're really a lot of help! Giles: I don't suppose I am Angel: I know this is hard. Buffy: What do you know about this? You're never gonna die Angel: You think I want anything to happen to you? You think I could stand it? We just gotta figure out a way... Buffy: I already did. I quit, remember. Pay attention! Giles: Buffy, if the Master rises... Buffy: I don't care! I don't care. Giles, I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die.
59.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Prophecy Girl
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Giles discovers an ancient book foretelling Buffy's death at the hands of the Master.
Director: Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,509
The Master: You're dead. Buffy: I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you. The Master: You were destined to die! It was written! Buffy: What can I say? I flunked the written.
60.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Prophecy Girl
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Giles discovers an ancient book foretelling Buffy's death at the hands of the Master.
Director: Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,509
The Master: Where are your jibes now? Will you laugh when my Hell is on Earth? Buffy: You're that amped about Hell? Go there!
61.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Prophecy Girl
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Giles discovers an ancient book foretelling Buffy's death at the hands of the Master.
Director: Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,509
Buffy: It's just...been a really weird day. Xander: Yeah. Buffy died and everything. Willow: Wow. Harsh. Giles: I should've known that wouldn't stop you.
62.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
When She Was Bad
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy returns from summer vacation sporting an attitude and suffers from recurring nightmares involving the Master. Meanwhile, the Anointed One and his followers plot their revenge.
Director: Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,128
Cordelia: Oh, look, it's the Three Musketeers. [The others look at each other.] Buffy: [to Xander] Was that an insult? Xander: Kinda lacked punch. Willow: The Three Musketeers were cool. Cordelia: I see your point. Xander: I woulda gone with Stooges. Cordelia: Well, I just meant that you guys always hang out together. So, did you guys fight any demons this summer? Willow: Uh, yes! Our own personal demons. Xander: Uh, such as, as, as lust and, uh, thrift! Buffy: I would have to go with Stooges also.
63.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
When She Was Bad
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy returns from summer vacation sporting an attitude and suffers from recurring nightmares involving the Master. Meanwhile, the Anointed One and his followers plot their revenge.
Director: Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,128
Cordelia: Buffy. You're really campaigning for bitch-of-the-year, aren't you? Buffy: As defending champion, you nervous? Cordelia: [scoffs] I can hold my own. You know, we've never really been close which is good cause I don't really like you that much. But you have been known to save the world on occasion, so I'm going to give you a piece of advice. Buffy: Which is? Cordelia: Get over it. Buffy: Excuse me? Cordelia: Whatever is causing the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it. 'Cause pretty soon you're not even gonna have the loser friends you've got now.
64.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
When She Was Bad
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy returns from summer vacation sporting an attitude and suffers from recurring nightmares involving the Master. Meanwhile, the Anointed One and his followers plot their revenge.
Director: Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,128
Willow: She's possessed! Giles: Possessed? Willow: That's the only explanation that makes any sense. I mean, you should've seen her last night. That wasn't Buffy. Xander: Are we overlooking the idea that she may be very attracted to me? [gets looks from the others and concedes] She's possessed. Giles: Possessed by what? Willow: Aaaaa possessing thing! Giles: [sarcastically] Well, that narrows it down. Xander: Well, you're the expert. Hey, maybe when the Master killed her some... mystical bad guy transference thing happened. Willow: That's what it was! I mean, why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h? Giles: Willow, I think we're all a little too old to be spelling things out. Xander: A bitcuh?
65.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
When She Was Bad
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy returns from summer vacation sporting an attitude and suffers from recurring nightmares involving the Master. Meanwhile, the Anointed One and his followers plot their revenge.
Director: Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,128
Angel: We need to distract the vampires. Buffy: Right. Angel: What are you gonna do? Buffy: I'm gonna kill them all. That oughta distract 'em.
66.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
When She Was Bad
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy returns from summer vacation sporting an attitude and suffers from recurring nightmares involving the Master. Meanwhile, the Anointed One and his followers plot their revenge.
Director: Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,128
Cordelia: What an ordeal. And you know what the worst part is? Jenny: What? Cordelia: It stays with you forever. No matter what they tell you, none of that rust and blood and grime comes out. I mean, you can dry-clean till Judgment Day, you are living with those stains. Jenny: Yeah that's the worst part of being hung upside down by a vampire who wants to slit your throat. The stains.
67.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Some Assembly Required
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Two science club nerds use body parts to create the "perfect girlfriend" for a teenager who has been brought back from the dead.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,834
Buffy: Are you jealous? Angel: [laughs a bit] Of Xander? Please. He's just a kid. Buffy: Is it 'cause I danced with him? Angel: Danced with is a pretty loose term. Mated with might be a little closer. Buffy: Don't you think you're being a little unfair? It was one little dance, which I only did to make you crazy, by the way. Behold my success. Angel: I am not jealous. Buffy: You're not jealous? What, vampires don't get jealous? Angel: See? Whenever we fight you always bring up the vampire thing.
68.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Some Assembly Required
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Two science club nerds use body parts to create the "perfect girlfriend" for a teenager who has been brought back from the dead.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,834
Xander: [digging in the grave yard as the girls watch] Y'know, this might go a lot faster if you femmes actually picked up a shovel, too. Giles: [stopping, almost breathless] Hear, hear. Buffy: Sorry, but I'm an old fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies.
69.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Some Assembly Required
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Two science club nerds use body parts to create the "perfect girlfriend" for a teenager who has been brought back from the dead.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,834
Xander: So, both coffins are empty. That makes three girls signed up for the army of zombies. Willow: Is it an army if you just have three? Buffy: Zombie drill team then.
70.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Some Assembly Required
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Two science club nerds use body parts to create the "perfect girlfriend" for a teenager who has been brought back from the dead.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,834
Buffy: I don't get it. Why would anybody wanna make a girl? Xander: [bitterly] You mean when there's so many pre-made ones just laying around? The things we do for love. Buffy: Love has nothing to do with this. Xander: Maybe not, but I'll tell you this: people don't fall in love with what's right in front of them. People want the dream. What they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive.
71.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Some Assembly Required
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Two science club nerds use body parts to create the "perfect girlfriend" for a teenager who has been brought back from the dead.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,834
Xander: Well, I guess that makes it official. Everybody's paired off. Vampires get dates. Hell, even the school librarian sees more action than me. You ever think that the world is a giant game of musical chairs, and the music's stopped and we're the only ones who don't have a chair? Willow: All the time. Cordelia: Xander? I just wanted to thank you for saving my life. What you did in there was really brave and heroic, and I just wanted to tell you if there was anything that I could ever do to... Xander: Do you mind? We're talking here. [Cordelia is taken aback, rolls her eyes and leaves] Xander: So where were we? Willow: Wondering why we never get dates. Xander: Yeah, so why do you think that is?
72.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
School Hard
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy's mother and friends become trapped inside Sunnydale High School when a vampire named Spike launches an attack against the Slayer on Parent-Teacher night.
Director: John T. Kretchmer | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,356
Big Ugly: This weekend, the night of St. Vigeous, our power shall be at its peak. When I kill her, it'll be the greatest event since the crucifixion. And I should know. I was there. Spike: You were there? Please! If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion actually was there, it would've been like Woodstock. Big Ugly: I oughta rip your throat out. Spike: I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person, and then I spent the next six hours watching my hand move. [Big Ugly rushes Spike, who punches him out without even looking] Spike: [to Collin] So, who do you kill for fun around here? Collin: Who are you? Spike: Spike. You're that Anointed guy. I read about you. You've got Slayer problems. That's a bad piece of luck. Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them. Collin: Can you? Spike: [glancing at Big Ugly] A lot faster than nancy-boy there. Yeah, I did a couple Slayers in my time. I don't like to brag... [scoffs] Who am I kidding? I love to brag!
73.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
School Hard
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy's mother and friends become trapped inside Sunnydale High School when a vampire named Spike launches an attack against the Slayer on Parent-Teacher night.
Director: John T. Kretchmer | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,356
Buffy: We were at the Bronze before. Thought you said you might show. Angel: You said you weren't sure if you were going. Buffy: I was being cool. C'mon, you've been dating for, what, like, two hundred years? You don't know what a girl means when she says maybe she'll show? Willow: Wow. Two centuries of dating. If you only had two a year, that's still like 400 dates with 400 different... [Awkward beat.] Why do they call it a mace?
74.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
School Hard
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy's mother and friends become trapped inside Sunnydale High School when a vampire named Spike launches an attack against the Slayer on Parent-Teacher night.
Director: John T. Kretchmer | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,356
Angel: I taught you to always guard your perimeter. [tuts.] You should have someone out there. Spike: I did. I'm surrounded by idiots. What's new with you? Angel: Everything. Spike: Yeah. Come up against this slayer yet? Angel: She's cute. Not too bright, though. Gave her the puppy dog "I'm all tortured" act. Keeps her off my back when I feed. Spike: People still fall for that Anne Rice routine? What a world! Xander: [to Angel] I knew you were lying. Undead liar guy.
75.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
School Hard
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy's mother and friends become trapped inside Sunnydale High School when a vampire named Spike launches an attack against the Slayer on Parent-Teacher night.
Director: John T. Kretchmer | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,356
Spike: You think you can fool me?! You were my sire, man! You were my... Yoda! Angel: Things change. Spike: Not us! Not demons! Man, I can't believe this. You Uncle Tom! Come on people! This isn't a spectator sport!
76.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
School Hard
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy's mother and friends become trapped inside Sunnydale High School when a vampire named Spike launches an attack against the Slayer on Parent-Teacher night.
Director: John T. Kretchmer | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,356
Spike: [destroying Collin] From now on, we're gonna have a little less ritual, and a little more fun around here!
77.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Inca Mummy Girl
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
An Incan Princess mummy is reanimated in Sunnydale where she sucks the life force from others in order to stay alive.
Director: Ellen S. Pressman | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,891
Giles: You have responsibilities that other girls do not. Buffy: Oh! I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah biddy blah, I'm so stuffy, give me a scone. Giles: It's as if you know me.
78.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Inca Mummy Girl
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
An Incan Princess mummy is reanimated in Sunnydale where she sucks the life force from others in order to stay alive.
Director: Ellen S. Pressman | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,891
Devon MacLeish: What does a girl have to do to impress you? Oz: Well, it involves a feather boa and the theme to A Summer Place. I can't discuss it here. Devon: You're too picky, man. Do you know how many girls you could have? You're lead guitar, Oz. It's currency! Oz: I'm not picky. You're just impressed by any pretty girl that can walk and talk. Devon: She doesn't have to talk.
79.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Inca Mummy Girl
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
An Incan Princess mummy is reanimated in Sunnydale where she sucks the life force from others in order to stay alive.
Director: Ellen S. Pressman | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,891
Ampata: You are always thinking of others before yourself. You remind me of someone from very long ago. The Inca Princess. Buffy: Cool! A princess. Ampata: They told her that she was the only one. That only she could defend her people from the nether world. Out of all the girls in her generation... she was the only one... chosen. Do you know the story? Buffy: It's fairly familiar. Ampata: She was sixteen, like us. She was offered as a sacrifice and went to her death. Who knows what she had to give up to fulfill her duty to others?
80.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Inca Mummy Girl
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
An Incan Princess mummy is reanimated in Sunnydale where she sucks the life force from others in order to stay alive.
Director: Ellen S. Pressman | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,891
Xander: Okay, I have something to tell you. And it's kind of a secret, and it's, um, a little bit scary. I like you. A lot. And I want you to go to with me the dance. Ampata: [laughs] Why was that so scary? Xander: Well, because you never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if... she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel. Ampata: Hmm. Then you are very courageous.
81.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Inca Mummy Girl
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
An Incan Princess mummy is reanimated in Sunnydale where she sucks the life force from others in order to stay alive.
Director: Ellen S. Pressman | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,891
Xander: I just, present company excluded, I have the worst taste in women of anyone in the world, ever. Buffy: Ampata wasn't evil. At least not to begin with, and... I-I do think she cared about you. Xander: Yeah, but I think that whole sucking the life out of people thing would have been a strain on the relationship. Buffy: She was gypped. She was just a girl, and she had her life taken away from her. I remember how I felt when I heard the prophecy that I was gonna die. I wasn't exactly obsessed with doing the right thing. Xander: Yeah, but you did. You gave up your life. Buffy: I had you to bring me back.
82.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Reptile Boy
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy and Cordelia attend a frat party where they are offered as human sacrifices to a reptilian creature.
Director: David Greenwalt | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,822
Angel: I knew this was gonna happen. Buffy: What? What do you think is happening? Angel: You're 16 years old, I'm 241. Buffy: I've done the math. Angel: You don't know what you're doing. You don't know what you want. Buffy: Oh, no, I, I think I do. I want out of this conversation. Angel: Listen, if we date, you and I both know one thing's going to lead to another. Buffy: One thing already has led to another. You think it's a little late to be reading me a warning label? Angel: I'm just trying to protect you. This could get out of control. Buffy: Isn't that the way it's supposed to be? Angel: bs her roughly] This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after. Buffy: No. When you kiss me I want to die.
83.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Reptile Boy
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy and Cordelia attend a frat party where they are offered as human sacrifices to a reptilian creature.
Director: David Greenwalt | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,822
Buffy: Well, say it. Xander: I'm not gonna say it. Willow: You lied to Giles. Xander: 'Cause she will. Buffy: I wasn't lying. I was just... protecting him from information that he wouldn't be able to... digest properly. Xander: Like a corn dog. Willow: Like you don't have a sick mother, but you'd rather go to a frat party where there's gonna be drinking and older guys and probably an orgy. Xander: Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho, rewind. Since when do they have orgies, and why aren't I on the mailing list? Buffy: There's no orgies!
84.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Reptile Boy
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy and Cordelia attend a frat party where they are offered as human sacrifices to a reptilian creature.
Director: David Greenwalt | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,822
Buffy: Angel barely says two words to me. Xander: Don't you hate that? Buffy: And when he does, he treats me like I'm a child. Xander: That bastard! Buffy: You know, at least Tom can carry on a conversation. Xander: Yeah! (pause) Tom? Who's Tom? Willow: The frat guy. Xander: Oh, Buffy, I don't think so. Frying pan, fire? You know what I'm sayin'?
85.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Reptile Boy
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy and Cordelia attend a frat party where they are offered as human sacrifices to a reptilian creature.
Director: David Greenwalt | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,822
Giles: She lied to me? Willow: Well... Angel: Did... she have a date? Willow: (to Angel) Well, why do you think she went to that party? Because you gave her the brush-off! (to Giles) And you never let her do anything except work and patrol! And I know she's the Chosen One, but you're killing her with the pressure! I mean, she's sixteen going on forty! (to Angel) And you! I mean, you're gonna live forever! You don't have time for a cup of coffee?? [Awkward beat.] Okay, I don't feel better now, and we've got to help Buffy.
86.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Reptile Boy
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy and Cordelia attend a frat party where they are offered as human sacrifices to a reptilian creature.
Director: David Greenwalt | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,822
Buffy: I told one lie, I had one drink. Giles: Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words "let that be a lesson" are a tad redundant at this juncture.
87.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Halloween
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
On Halloween, Buffy and her friends patronize an unusual costume shop where customers turn into whatever costume they are wearing.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,675
Willow: It's too bad we can't sneak a look at the Watcher Diaries and read up on Angel. I'm sure it's full of fun facts to know and tell. Buffy: Yeah. It's too bad. That stuff is private. Willow: Also Giles keeps them in his office. In his personal files. Buffy: Most importantly, it would be wrong. [cut to Willow and Buffy sneaking into the library]
88.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Halloween
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
On Halloween, Buffy and her friends patronize an unusual costume shop where customers turn into whatever costume they are wearing.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,675
Buffy: Angel's a vampire, I thought you knew. Cordelia: Oh, he's a vampire! Of course! But the cuddly kind, like a Care Bear with fangs. Willow: It's true. Cordelia: You know what I think? I just think you're trying to scare me off 'cause you're afraid of the competition. Look, Buffy, you may be hot stuff when it comes to demonology or whatever, but when it comes to dating, I'm the Slayer.
89.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Halloween
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
On Halloween, Buffy and her friends patronize an unusual costume shop where customers turn into whatever costume they are wearing.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,675
[Buffy admonishes Willow on her choice of a boring ghost costume.] Buffy: It's just ... You're never gonna get noticed if you keep hiding! You're missing the whole point of Halloween. Willow: Free candy? Buffy: It's "come as you aren't" night! The perfect chance for a girl to get sexy and wild, with no repercussions. Willow: Oh, I don't get wild. Wild on me equals spaz.
90.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Halloween
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
On Halloween, Buffy and her friends patronize an unusual costume shop where customers turn into whatever costume they are wearing.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,675
Drusilla: Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see? Spike: Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.
91.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Halloween
(1997)
TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
On Halloween, Buffy and her friends patronize an unusual costume shop where customers turn into whatever costume they are wearing.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,675
Buffy: Ta da. Just little old 20th-century me. Angel: Sure you're okay? Buffy: I'll live. Angel: I don't get it, Buffy. Why'd you think I'd like you better dressed that way? Buffy: I just wanted to be a real girl for once. The kind of fancy girl you liked when you were my age. Angel: Oh, ho. Buffy: What? Angel: I hated the girls back then. Especially the noblewomen. Buffy: You did. Angel: They were just incredibly dull. Simpering morons, the lot of them. I always wished I could meet someone ... exciting. Interesting. Buffy: Really? Interesting how? Angel: You know how. Buffy: Still, I had a really hard day. You should probably tell me. Angel: You're right. I should. Buffy: Definitely.
92.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Lie to Me
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy is lured into a trap by a group of undead wannabes who hope that Spike will make them vampires in exchange for giving him the Slayer.
Director: Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,009
Cordelia: I just don't see why everyone's always picking on Marie-Antoinette. I can so relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good, and people just don't appreciate that kind of effort. And I know the peasants were all depressed ... Xander: I think you mean oppressed. Cordelia: Whatever. They were cranky. So they're like, "Let's lose some heads." Uh! That's fair. And Marie-Antoinette cared about them. She was gonna let them have cake!
93.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Lie to Me
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy is lured into a trap by a group of undead wannabes who hope that Spike will make them vampires in exchange for giving him the Slayer.
Director: Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,009
Willow: Uh, Angel? If I say something you really don't want to hear, do you promise not to bite me? Angel: Are you going to tell me that I'm jealous? Willow: Well, you do sometimes get that way. Angel: You know, I never used to. Things used to be pretty simple. A hundred years, just hanging out, feeling guilty ... I really honed my brooding skills. Then she comes along. Yeah, I get jealous. But I know people. And my gut tells me this is a wrong guy.
94.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Lie to Me
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy is lured into a trap by a group of undead wannabes who hope that Spike will make them vampires in exchange for giving him the Slayer.
Director: Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,009
Angel: He left no paper trail. That's incriminating enough. Xander: I'm going to have to go with Deadboy on this one. Angel: Could ya not call me that?
95.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Lie to Me
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy is lured into a trap by a group of undead wannabes who hope that Spike will make them vampires in exchange for giving him the Slayer.
Director: Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,009
Angel: Do you love me? Buffy: What? Angel: Do you? Buffy: I love you. I don't know if I trust you. Angel: Maybe you shouldn't do either. Buffy: Maybe I'm the one who should decide! Angel: I did a lot of unconscionable things when I became a vampire. Drusilla was the worst. She was ... an obsession of mine. She was pure, and sweet, and chaste. Buffy: And you made her a vampire. Angel: First I made her insane. Killed everybody she loved. Visited every mental torture on her I could devise. She eventually fled to a convent, and on the day she took her holy orders, I turned her into a demon. Buffy: Well. I asked for the truth.
96.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
Lie to Me
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Buffy is lured into a trap by a group of undead wannabes who hope that Spike will make them vampires in exchange for giving him the Slayer.
Director: Joss Whedon | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 4,009
Giles: I believe that's called growing up. Buffy: Then I'd like to stop, okay? Giles: I know the feeling. Buffy: Does it ever get easy? [Ford rises from the ground and attacks Buffy, she stakes him] Giles: You mean life? Buffy: Yeah. Does it get easy? Giles: What do you want me to say? Buffy: Lie to me. Giles: Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after. Buffy: Liar.
97.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Dark Age
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Giles' past comes back to haunt him as a demon he and Ethan Rayne summoned in their wild youth seeks them out in Sunnydale.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,692
Xander: Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades. Buffy: He probably sat in math class thinking, "There should be more math. This could be mathier."
98.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Dark Age
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Giles' past comes back to haunt him as a demon he and Ethan Rayne summoned in their wild youth seeks them out in Sunnydale.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,692
Giles: Um, a medical transport is delivering the monthly supply of blood to the hospital. Buffy: Mm. Vampire Meals-On-Wheels.
99.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Dark Age
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Giles' past comes back to haunt him as a demon he and Ethan Rayne summoned in their wild youth seeks them out in Sunnydale.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,692
Ethan Rayne: Well we can't run. Eigon will find us. This mark's like a homing beacon. Buffy: It's okay. I'm not much into running. Ethan Rayne: Aren't we manly? Buffy: One of us is.
100.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Episode:
The Dark Age
(1997)
TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
Giles' past comes back to haunt him as a demon he and Ethan Rayne summoned in their wild youth seeks them out in Sunnydale.
Director: Bruce Seth Green | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter
Votes: 3,692
Ethan Rayne: If you think of it karmically this is, this is really big for your soul. You know, taking my place with the demon. Giving, so that others may live. Buffy: I'm gonna kill you. Will that blow the whole karma thing?
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