"CHiPs" Ponch's Angels: Part 1 (TV Episode 1981) - Trisha Townsend as Officer Melanie Mitchell

Officer Bonnie Clark : [assigning locker to rookie] Here you go. It's not much, but it's yours.

Officer Melanie Mitchell : I'll take it. Right now, it looks like the Taj Mahal.

[checks herself out in the mirror]

Officer Melanie Mitchell : Looking good!

Officer Bonnie Clark : Like a ten plus.

Officer Melanie Mitchell : Yeah, but... my pants are too tight. I told that tailor I had to work in them, not disco.

Officer Bonnie Clark : Well, you'll make a good impression on your training officer.

Officer Melanie Mitchell : Oh, yeah, but I want it to be on my *ability*... not my pants!

[slaps her own hip, then walks out]

Officer Bonnie Clark : [checks herself out in the mirror, then goes:] Tsk!
Officer Melanie Mitchell : Just so that you know, I've been riding dirt bikes since before I was twelve. Long before motor school.

Officer Frank Poncherello : On my right. Always on my right.
Officer Melanie Mitchell : [returning on motorcycle] Fits like a glove.
Officer Frank Poncherello : On my right. Always on my right.

Officer Melanie Mitchell : Like your appendix, huh?
Officer Melanie Mitchell : You're not wild about me, huh?

Officer Frank Poncherello : No. But I dig your tailor.

[both chuckle]
Officer Melanie Mitchell : [still with trousers in her hand, the way she opened the door for Ponch's girlfriend] I know how this looks.

Officer Frank Poncherello : Find some pants that fit!

Trisha Townsend: Officer Melanie Mitchell