Titles That Should've Never Been Given a Remake, a Revival, or an Adaptation

It is so unfortunate that the universe of Warhammer 40,000 has gone fully 'woke'. There were some signs of 'wokeness' from "Hammer and Bolter", but now the 'wokeness' is on full display. Why, I repeat, WHY does there have to be female Adeptus Custodes?! Only men have the strength and fortitude to become Custodes and Space Marines, but now Games Workshop decided to retcon the entire lore and allow women to become super-soldiers, all for the sake of DEI, ESG, and other 'woke' crap. Never in my life have I felt so damn disappointed in Games Workshop in making one of the worst mistakes ever, which could possibly make the company suffer a devastating blow financially. Lots and LOTS of WH40K fans are going to drop the franchise like a bad habit like what happened to Star Wars, Star Trek, James Bond, Mad Max, and many others that suffered the wrath of 'wokeism.' The primary reason they're making female Custodes is because they want to disempower men by taking away the things they love. Warhammer 40,000, like Star Wars and Star Trek, are for MEN. Just like how the Boy Scouts are strictly for BOYS. Forcing boys and men to SHARE everything with girls and women is wrong! This is nothing but a breach of our own borders, and those with no borders end up having no respect. Boys and men today have ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT anymore. I will never waste my time with Warhammer 40,000, even if Henry Cavill makes this universe go mainstream. As far as I'm concerned, Games Workshop's Warhammer 40,000 is officially dead. The 'unwoke' Warhammer 40,000, the TRUE Warhammer 40,000, will always live in our very hearts.

Giving us episodes VII-IX was nothing but an absolute mistake. They killed off all the characters who we loved so dearly just so a bunch of losers we don't care about would take their place! And they had to push their 'woke' agenda throughout the false trilogy! They should have stopped making Star Wars movies and TV shows after Luke Skywalker became a Jedi and Darth Vader killed Emperor Palpatine! To heck with Rey. She's NOTHING. And to heck with everyone else in episodes VII-IX. Nobody's going to remember Finn, Po, and all the other freeloaders. They're all a bunch of nobodies.

I refuse to acknowledge the existence of 2016's version of "Ghostbusters". I'm done with this evil message that whatever boys can do, girls can do it better. Spare me the lies.

"Terminator: Genysis" and "Terminator: Dark Fate" were nothing but a pair of mistakes that should never have been made. Killing off John Connor for being a white boy is wrong. Replacing him with a latina to be the new leader of the human resistance is wrong! After "Terminator Salvation", they should have done a movie taking place in the war-torn future where man and machine battle each other for supremacy once and for all!

The Wachowskis really messed up when they gave us a 4th installment that was completely unnecessary. They turned Neo into a pansy while making Trinity the more masculine of the two. They should have stopped making sequels after "The Matrix Revolutions".

The movie "Prey" was nothing but an absolute insult to the Predator franchise! I thought the 4th installment was bad, but "Prey" really took the cake! They made that stupid movie all for the sake of Native American representation and female empowerment. Seeing a 110 lb. woman go toe-to-toe with a huge yautja predator was the stupidest, most laughable fight I've ever seen in cinematic history. If that stupid character was an actual woman instead of a 'roided up mary sue, she would have been killed by the predator in mere seconds. That native american girl is a total nobody. Only Dutch, Harrigan, Royce, Nikolai, and Hanzo are the true warriors that deserve our respect for taking down those predators! They faced those predators like MEN! "Prey" is nothing but a terrible stain that needs to be erased from our memories.

When they gave us "The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power", only one question popped in my mind: WHAT THE HECK WERE THEY THINKING?!? That stupid show was one of the worst disasters to hit the screen! The Hobbit trilogy and the LOTR trilogy are perfectly fine without that 'woke' trash. Stop pushing for false female empowerment. There's no such thing as a perfect, unstoppable woman. ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN LIES.

I wasn't a big fan of the 3rd and 4th installments, but "Prometheus" and "Alien: Covenant" were a total waste of time. To me, the Aliens franchise would have been totally badass if Ripley, Hicks, Newt, and Bishop return and kick serious xenomorph ass! I think it would have also been awesome if Sgt. Todd '3465' from the movie "Soldier" joined them in the battle against the xenomorph threat!

And don't waste your time with the upcoming movie "Alien: Romulus." That trailer is the most ultra-boring snore-fest I've ever experienced. THE TRAILER WAS ABSOLUTE DOG-CRAP. Absolutely nothing captivated me into watching their film. I can't believe I'd say this, but from the looks of the trailer the movie could be even worse than "Prey."

Almost all the sequels (except "The Crow: Salvation") were total dog-crap and the upcoming remake won't be any better. However, the tv show called "The Crow: Stairway to Heaven" was really good. Mark Dacascos did a fine job playing the title role. God Bless Brandon Lee and his father, Bruce Lee, for helping the world be a better place.

After this movie came along, all of Marvel Cinematic Universe began to fall apart, caving into 'wokeness' little by little. Then all of MCU got seriously derailed when that dumpster fire called "Avengers: Endgame" came along. Honest to God, just let the MCU die already. I basically called it quits after the first Avengers came out. The MCU should have been faithful to the UNWOKE Marvel Comics instead of caving in to political correctness!

Don't waste your time with the upcoming remake. It'll be absolute dumpster fire compared to the 1998 classic. Disney plans to make the upcoming Blade remake to be nothing but feminist trash where Blade will be pushed aside as a side-character and let three lowlife feminists lecture the viewers to death about feminism and other woke crap. We don't want three stupid women to lecture us as to how to live and how to think! We want to watch Blade destroy vampires and other monsters! THAT'S WHAT WE WANT! I seriously pray that the upcoming remake will get canceled so we won't have to put up with this abuse.

The 2010 remake could never measure up to the 1984 classic. The remake was clearly unnecessary. However, I'm very thankful that "The Karate Kid" was revived by "Cobra Kai"! That revival was absolutely BADASS! I can't wait to see the final season! As for the upcoming remake of "The Karate Kid" starring Ralph Macchio and Jackie Chan, I don't plan on checking that film out. "Cobra Kai" is a good farewell to the franchise, and it needs to end there.

Making a film-adaptation for one of the greatest videogames of all time was a very stupid idea. Twice they tried to make a good move based on this game, and twice they messed up. Both the 1993 version and the 2023 version were horrible! While the 1993 adaptation wasn't that great, the 2023 version reeked of 'wokeness'! Princess Peach was the perfect mary sue who has more testosterone than all the male characters throughout the movie. Not only that, but both Mario and Luigi were emasculated so that they can make Princess Peach look just as awesome as Rey, Mulan, Galadriel, and that stupid captain from "Star Trek: Discovery". The 2023 remake seriously dropped the ball. The cartoon-adaptations from the 1980's and 1990's, however, were great. In the cartoons, the stories were the main focus, not feminism. Not only that, but in the cartoon-adaptations the Super Mario Bros. proved themselves to be genuine heroes, with or without power-ups.

I thought "The Super Mario Bros Movie" was really bad, but "Barbie" is much worse. Movies and TV shows are not made for the sake of indoctrinating the public by pushing woke ideologies down their throats. They're supposed to be made to ENTERTAIN. As The Super Mario Bros. should have stayed in the videogame business, Barbie should have stayed in the toy business. The movie-adaptation for Barbie is nothing but an abomination to all humanity. Hollywood needs to stop dictating to us as to what the ideal man and the ideal woman should be! If a film is made to drive a major wedge between man and woman, then it doesn't deserve our time or money. I want to watch a movie about LOVE between a man and a woman, not see them go to war with each other. And I'm done with the vicious lie that men can't do anything right while women are absolutely perfect. We don't need that evil in our lives. Screw off movies like Barbie and focus on movies that promote true love, like "Moulin Rouge", "Pretty Woman", "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World", "Amelie", "The Wedding Singer", and many others. We need movies that bring men and women together with true love, not divide them with 'wokeness'.

I think it's about damn time for Hollywood to leave Your Favorite Neighborhood: Spider-Man alone and learn to actually create their own freakin' movies. It's bad enough to put up with those wannabees such as Miles Morales and Spider-Gwen from those Spider-Verse movies, but now we have to up with a bunch of side-characters we never cared about?! Characters like Madame Web were never meant to be main characters at all. And nobody cares about Kraven the Hunter either. Seriously, why is Hollywood wasting our time with movies about a bunch of side-characters who are nobodies? What's next? A movie about Mary Jane?!? There's only one protagonist in the Spider-Man franchise and that's Peter Parker! Spider-Man himself!

However, there's one side-character who does deserve to have a movie of his own, and that's The Unstoppable Juggernaut! That total badass was never created for the sake of representing a group or promoting a political message or any other bullcrap. The Juggernaut should get his own movie because he's really cool! He's monstrously powerful, he's likable, and he has a decent sense of humor. Even though The Juggernaut is one of Spider-Man's most dangerous adversaries, he definitely deserves to have his own spotlight! They just have to make sure that he's true to the comic book lore, being a human with powers bestowed upon him by Cyttorak instead of being a mutant.

They should have never made "TMNT: Mutant Mayhem". The film was never true to its source material and it absolutely sucks. And "Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" was a waste of time as well. Nothing good came out after TMNT from 2012. April O'Neil should have remained a white woman with red hair, and Master Splinter should have remained a ninja master who learned ninjutsu from his master: Hamato Yoshi. The only way TMNT would kick ass on the silver screen again is if they make it rated 'R' and make it dark and violent as "The Crow", "Sin City", and "Watchmen." It would take a miracle to make that happen. Besides, TMNT is meant to be dark and gritty, just like in the original comic books back in the 1980's.

"Mad Max: Fury Road" was pretty decent, but I was pretty turned off by all the pointless girl-power that was forced down on us throughout the movie. What's even worse is that they really downgraded Max badly by making him look like a total cuck out there compared to their feminist champion named Furiosa. Now they're giving us a pointless movie called "Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga". Is riding on the success of a white male character the only way for women to TRY to be relevant? It's really sad that female characters these days cannot be cool and relevant in the eyes of the public unless they're starring alongside their larger-than-life male counterparts. And when the time is right, the woman becomes all-powerful and pushes the main protagonist aside as if he's nothing. Either that or resort to sex-swapping. Instead of wasting our time trying to portray women to be strong and independent, make them actually human and interesting to watch. ANY human being can be strong and independent, so what the heck makes a strong and independent woman more interesting than a strong and independent man? Explain that. We want well-written and well-relatable INDIVIDUALS in our movies and shows, not strictly strong female characters. Feminism is for losers, and we don't need their political bullcrap that's ruining our entertainment. Women need to humble themselves and realize they're just as flawed and human as men.

AND NO, THE FUTURE IS NOT FEMALE. Who the hell are any of you to decide otherwise? The future belongs only to those who work hard for it, man and woman alike.

Many of our beloved franchises got completely crapped on by the evil 'woke' religion, but out of all the franchises "Doctor Who" got crapped on the most. When they made the next Doctor a woman, the entire show went completely downhill. Seriously, why can't they leave feminism and diversity out of it?! Sadly, they decided to celebrate Doctor Who's 60th anniversary by completely crapping on the entire show with transgenderism and treating the Doctor like a complete loser for "misgendering" certain characters. And now the latest Doctor is an LGBTQ guy who loves to wear a skirt and hook up with other men, making his sexuality more important than saving the universe. That's it, boys and girls. "Doctor Who" is officially dead. And the writers and producers behind the show killed it dishonorably. Just stick to the classic episodes never acknowledge the existence of any of the episodes and specials that were ruined by the 'wokeness.'

They had the nerve to replace Agent 007 with a black woman, all for the sake of portraying black women as being superior to white men. Again. 'Woke' Hollywood deserves no respect and no money. Just let Hollywood collapse and destroy the 'wokeness' so we can start over.

I'm thankful I never watched "Masters of the Universe: Revelation". It was all about nothing but narcissistic girl-power while trashing on men. I'd rather indulge in the original version and the 2002 remake. And stay away from the live movie, it sucks.

All "She-Ra & The Princesses of Power" did was promote LGBTQ nonsense. Screw that. And the artwork was not impressive. The women from the 1980's version are far more beautiful.

This was one of the best shows I've ever watched. The franchise has entertained us for decades until Star Trek: Discovery came along. And when more Star Trek titles were made afterwards, Star Trek basically turned to crap. "Star Trek" from 2009 and "Star Trek: Into Darkness" were the only remake titles I enjoyed.

I'm not happy as to how 'woke' the game became over the years. In one ending of an MK game, Jax won the tournament. But instead of enjoying the fruits of his labor, he sacrificed everything for the sake of helping all black people have a better future. Is he telling us that black people in general cannot achieve a better future unless they get a helping hand?! That's not a good message to send out. What's even worse is how 'woke' the animated movies turned out to be. Take "Mortal Kombat: Scorpion's Revenge", for example. Everyone throughout the MK universe is awesome except Johnny Cage. He always gets the short end of the stick when he's always mistreated so damn badly, especially by Sonya Blade who loves to kick Johnny in the nuts. And what's his crime? Being a white male, that's what. If I were Johnny Cage, I would never waste my time with Sonya and instead have a relationship with a real woman who would love me and RESPECT me as an actual human being. I cannot show the writers and creators of those animated MK films any respect at all for how they love to treat white straight men as complete sh*t. There's also that one scene in the movie where a man and a woman needed to test their might against an anvil. The man hurt himself and failed to split the anvil in half, but the woman destroyed the anvil easily. What a load of BULLSH*T. The man should have destroyed the anvil, not the woman. I thought those hypocrites are all about diversity and equality and all that political stuff. What a bunch of filthy liars. I'd rather enjoy movies, shows, and games that don't take a crap on white, straight men and show EVERYONE respect. Face the truth: 'wokeness' is pure evil, and it needs to die.

Don't waste your time with "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny." All it promotes is pointless feminism and hatred for capitalism. Having a woman outsmart and outmuscle an old Indiana Jones is stupid and tasteless.

They have got to be out of their freakin' minds to do a live remake on one of the greatest animated classics of all time! The 2019 live remake is total HORSECRAP compared to the 1994 masterpiece! Even "The Lion King 2" is better than the stupid remake, and that movie sucked as well. Also, why in the world did they make Simba have a daughter instead of a son in "The Lion King 2"? From what I remember, Simba and his mate had a son at the of the 1st movie. There was no point at all in sex-changing Simba's kid like that. Forget about the pointless remake and the dumb sequel and go watch "The Lion King 1 1/2". Timon and Puumba were pretty funny in that movie.

There's no point of whatsoever in making a live remake for this film. That pretty much goes the same for ALL Disney films they remade so far. They hinted that they're going to change the death of Bambi's mom so that the "modern audience" wouldn't get traumatized. Bambi's mom's death is NOT traumatic at all! The scene is sad, but it's not traumatic. All they're doing is encouraging Generation Z to be the weakest bunch of pansies in human history. That's why they're doing this! How DISGRACEFUL. Strength and courage is what we must value, not weakness and cowardice. Don't you DARE embrace weakness and wear it like a badge of honor. The live remake will be a total failure.

They should have kept Ariel white, and they should have kept Prince Eric as the one who slayed the evil Ursula. There's no shame in allowing the MAN to fight for a woman's honor and her well-being.

Instead of giving us seven dwarves, they give us seven stupid bums who are highly diverse. Don't waste your money on that garbage.

I don't want to have anything to do with a film that treats the villain as the actual hero. What a load of CRAP. I refuse to have anything to do with the movie "Maleficent".